Problems with 'cumming' (2 Viewers)

[AlleyCat]

But you have to admit from an objective viewpoint that a man coming is much funnier than a woman coming.

I think it's the face and the grunt coupled with the 'suddenness' of it all...

 

[Spider786]

My god I hope thats not you in your avatar.

I think a guy would like the girl laughing at his cumming/cum face as much as any girl would like a guy laughing hard when she cums/cum face. Then again most guys probably don't usually laugh when their girl cums. I imagine most guys would be way too into it at that point to burst out laughing.


Maybe some girls expect it to be like in a romcom? How you know girl meets boy and then boy says nice stuff that indicates he 'loves' her and then they have sex. The camera then pans away or doesn't show the icky mechanicals of sex.

lol, i love your last paragraph...

 

[puglover]

o.o yeah maybe i should change my avatar o.o
maybe i should put a pug one o.o
are you trying to have a go at me or what?

 

[AlleyCat]

o.o yeah maybe i should change my avatar o.o
maybe i should put a pug one o.o
are you trying to have a go at me or what?

Yes, I think he is.

...can I make a helpful suggestion?

Cut in half your use of 's, o.o's, O.O's and other assorted eye expressions. Scarcity increases value.

 

[puglover]

Yes, I think he is.

It doesnt bother me.

I am gonna change my avatar anyways cause i dont like idea of my face following me on every post lol

 

[AlleyCat]

Hahahahahahahaha! It's a pug!

 

[puglover]

yep that would be my pug Grace

 

[littlewing69]

i dunno i was having doubts about whether he loved me =/ but i guess so? o.o

Love =! ejaculation, mmmkay?

 

[puglover]

well i wouldnt know.. i dont have a dick

 

[ur_inner_child]

You don't need a dick to cum (fortunatley)

 

[puglover]

whateva.. can we not make this beat the shit outta beck day...
i'm home sick. change of subject alright. yes im wrong about shit..
but ive been puking all day and cant sleep. o.o
and im trying to study with a bloody headache and it just aint working.

 

[AlleyCat]

whateva.. can we not make this beat the shit outta beck day...
i'm home sick. change of subject alright. yes im wrong about shit..
but ive been puking all day and cant sleep. o.o
and im trying to study with a bloody headache and it just aint working.

Well you aren't trying very hard.
You're posting a reply every 40 seconds and changing your avatar.
Just go study!

 

[vorahk]

see a doctor mate.

 

[Serius]

im sure guys would love that ..........

id be unimpressed if a girl did that to be honest

lol i would love that. The surprised "oh my god! what the hell!" face is heaps funny an cute aswell.

I dont think ive ever had a problem ejaculating, well maybe sometimes i take 2 long but whatever.

Any1 ever had whisky dick? now thats embarassing.

 

[angelduck]

whisky dick? May i ask WTF?

 

[mr_brightside]

whisky dick? May i ask WTF?

When you can't get it up due to the effects of alcohol.

and no...never afflicted me.

 

[puglover]

AlleyCat i dont care i give up.
i have tried as much as i can and i cant do this stupid maths.
and i study 3-4 hours every night. i think i derserve a day off.
and plus im starving anything i eat wont stay in..


and i dont care if i laugh when stuff comes outta my guys dick.
and its not like i laugh like a donkey or nothing. i just think its real cool that this stuff comes out ..but i laugh less lately.. i dunno there is just more interesting things to do with a partner...
lmao but i dont think you want to hear me rant about that.. i told you i'm sick.. in more ways then one lmao

 

[2sense]

maybe girly guys turn u on and big muscular guys don't even though u like the big muscular one

 

[puglover]

o.0 wha?
my bf is muscular.
he is hot as...

 

[littlewing69]

well i wouldnt know.. i dont have a dick

You don't need a dick to have an orgasm. Hooray.