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1. What's the title of your story? never liked your poetry
2. What's the name of one of the main characters? Adam Smith - adam&eve + very common surname = celebrated capitalist
3.Is/are they guys/girls? both and prostitutes (which are 'its')
4. What is one setting/location? a shithole called Downtown because i dont have a name yet - but thinking about calling it Nadir.
5. If you could pick a genre in which your story would be most suited, which genre would you pick? fkn weird luv story
6. Whats the time period? now and 1940s
7. Did you use any of these five completely random words in your story (random dictionary poke): stoic, vivacious, audacious, brazen, lacklustre.
only wankers use words like that.
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1) Is your story written in first person, second person, or third person? To whoever has used second person, I shall give them my appreciation ($US 10000.00 value). Third person and first person - a nice mix of the two
2) What is the general tone of your story? humourous, serious, sarcastic etc.
Very dark, cynical and serious.
3) Over how many years does your story span?
not many
4) How many characters die?
all characters that my main character fks and him.
5) What was the previous name for your story?
none always had the same apparently 'cryptic' title
6) How many main characters have you utilised?
like 6 but only really two main characters.
7) How many sub characters have you utilised?
4 or 5
8) What is the first plant/animal you mention in the story?
kim beazley... nah um probably a dog.. not much of a difference but.
9) Does your story take place in both night and day?
Pfft no what idiot would do that - night time is the only intersting part of the day.
10) Have you used any of the five following words in your story: subtle, invisible, gigantic, stubble, morbid.
no wanker words in my story
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1) Why does my printer smell like effluent?
becoz ur printer is shit get a real one.
2) That cat is pregnant, but why and when and how?
u know why - a cat isnt a woman - may feel like one to the lil fella... but u shud know better.
3) Dairy cows are planning to kill us all. Discuss this statement drawing on your knowledge of TWO of your prescribed texts, and ONE of your own choosing. You should allow 45 minutes for this section.
il just get sammy kekovich to come over for a bbq.
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What triggered the inspiration for the storyline of your short story?
predictable fkn lov stories which r full of commercial-orientated crap and my view that sex is love... most ppl r just to soft to realise it yet.
Would you ever consider doing a short film or screenplay of your short story?
nope
Does anyone like T.S. Elliot? beautiful writing... not much a fan of him though