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Re: Semester 1 Chatter Thread

she's suffering from PMS.

Private Message Syndrome

do i hear a lol? anyone? anyone? bueller?
 
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jayadore said:
i know. thats what i keep thinking. :(
our conjoined essays will be like some, illegitimate love child.
:D




and i dont get the joke Neb. :S
but then, i never get any of yours.
Like your "I'm diene" one. :confused:
I'm guessing a 'diene' is some sort of chemical compound. Sounds kinda like benzodiazepine :eek:

I've deleted quite a few PMs over the months. Most of them from Ashton and his various trolls. :D
 

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jayodore said:
Like your "I'm diene" one.
well it has two alkene bonds (=), hence it's a "diene", hence "help i'm diene", and it looks as if it's on the ground dying.
 
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Nebuchanezzar said:
well it has two alkene bonds (=), hence it's a "diene", hence "help i'm diene", and it looks as if it's on the ground dying.
OMG yes. I was right (well on the right track)! I remember alkanes, alkenes and alkynes! :D
 

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Man, the only PMs I get are from Stas.

and oh, science jokes. they're on par with maths jokes.
i.e. "without geometry, there'd be no point in life".
:mad1:

sokay neb, i still like you and your lame jokes. :)
 
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that's exactly right, IHPF.

edit: you still me?

a bear walked into a bar.
ouch

knock knock
who's there?
lettuce
lettuce who?
lettuce in.

two hydrogens were talking to one another, one said "i think i've lost an electron!", to which the other asked "how can you be sure?" the hydrogen replied "i'm positive!"

two sausages were in a frypan together. one turned around and said "boy it's hot in here", the other one turned around and screamed" yaahhhh! a talking sausage!"
 
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Nebuchanezzar said:
that's exactly right, IHPF.
:D (and alkenes are more reactive cos of their double bonds right?)

I got one from Stas giving me his msn.
Ashton really sends some heartwarming things I'll tell you that.
Waf is a heartbreaker.
 

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Nebuchanezzar said:
that's exactly right, IHPF.

edit: you still me?

a bear walked into a bar.
ouch

knock knock
who's there?
lettuce
lettuce who?
lettuce in.

two hydrogens were talking to one another, one said "i think i've lost an electron!", to which the other asked "how can you be sure?" the hydrogen replied "i'm positive!"

two sausages were in a frypan together. one turned around and said "boy it's hot in here", the other one turned around and screamed" yaahhhh! a talking sausage!"
like. i forgot the "like" in my sentence. sorry. :eek:

explain the hormone one :S:S
and i get the hydrogen one. lol.
 
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jayadore said:
like. i forgot the "like" in my sentence. sorry. :eek:

explain the hormone one :S:S
and i get the hydrogen one. lol.
whoremoan?
 
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Nebuchanezzar said:
that's exactly right, IHPF.

edit: you still me?

a bear walked into a bar.
ouch

knock knock
who's there?
lettuce
lettuce who?
lettuce in.

two hydrogens were talking to one another, one said "i think i've lost an electron!", to which the other asked "how can you be sure?" the hydrogen replied "i'm positive!"

two sausages were in a frypan together. one turned around and said "boy it's hot in here", the other one turned around and screamed" yaahhhh! a talking sausage!"
?
 

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oh. oh.

i love you IHPF.
clearly the more intelligent one of us two.
 

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iv'e seen neb once i think. He had blue hair and wore a trenchcoat and looked at me and my friend funny because we were staring at him.

You dont dye your hair blue to not be gawked at.
 
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Nebuchanezzar said:
exactly.

ppl need to do moar science.
Year 12 Chemistry is flooding back. I remember the day my teacher sliced some sodium that had to be kept in a jar of paraffin wax cos it was so reactive it would have oxidised with the contact with the air. What a beautiful & shiny metal. It could be spread like butter :eek:
 

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blakegman said:
You dont dye your hair blue to not be gawked at.
haha. Oh, I don't mind the sideways looks and glares from old people, but normal folk staring me down does kinda freak me out sometimes.

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Year 12 Chemistry is flooding back. I remember the day my teacher sliced some sodium that had to be kept in a jar of paraffin wax cos it was so reactive it would have oxidised with the contact with the air. What a beautiful & shiny metal. It could be spread like butter
did your teacher chuck it in water?
 
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haha. Oh, I don't mind the sideways looks and glares from old people, but normal folk staring me down does kinda freak me out sometimes.



did your teacher chuck it in water?
A little. It fizzed around and I got scared. :eek:
 

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most scary chemistry accident i've been in was when i thought some ether (diethyl ether, for those playing at home) got through my labcoat and stained (read: took colour out) of my nice new argyle sweater. :eek:

thankfully, the labcoat saved the day.

took the white out of the labcoat though, somehow. lol.
 

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fOR3V3RPINKKKK said:
i cant find my soles book :(
did you need anything specific from it?



and Neb, i like nice argyle sweaters.
 

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blakegman said:
iv'e seen neb once i think. He had blue hair and wore a trenchcoat and looked at me and my friend funny because we were staring at him.

You dont dye your hair blue to not be gawked at.
he was so impressed and in awe of some other guy with blue hair that he decided to copy him. that's kinda lame...
 
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