Sex Toys (1 Viewer)

[DanielleM]

what a kinky thread.

i like it kinky

 

[Meldrum]

Hahhahhaha, love your sig.

"Do they speak English in what?"
"Wha-what-what?"
"Go ahead, say what one more time"
...
"Do you know what Marcellus Wallace looks like?"
"Well, he's black...and...he's big..."
"Does he look like a bitch?"

Haaaaha, love it.

 

[50Cent]

Hahhahhaha, love your sig.

"Do they speak English in what?"
"Wha-what-what?"
"Go ahead, say what one more time"
...
"Do you know what Marcellus Wallace looks like?"
"Well, he's black...and...he's big..."
"Does he look like a bitch?"

Haaaaha, love it.

Thanks.

I lvoe it too.

 

[jumb]

Hahhahhaha, love your sig.

"Do they speak English in what?"
"Wha-what-what?"
"Go ahead, say what one more time"
...
"Do you know what Marcellus Wallace looks like?"
"Well, he's black...and...he's big..."
"Does he look like a bitch?"

Haaaaha, love it.

I don't get it.

 

[katietheskatie]

flavoured condoms are shitty.

 

[funniboi]

Hahhahhaha, love your sig.

"Do they speak English in what?"
"Wha-what-what?"
"Go ahead, say what one more time"
...
"Do you know what Marcellus Wallace looks like?"
"Well, he's black...and...he's big..."
"Does he look like a bitch?"

Haaaaha, love it.

hahahaha
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

 

[pinkblinkbarbie]

flavoured condoms are shitty.

i agree. we got come in a 'fun pack' and didnt use them. if we had, it would have been only sex, not oral sex.
i can only see prsotitutes using them, or people who dont know their partners background, or are having a one night stand...
no offence to people who use them, but what a waste of latex, they should haven wasting them on studded condoms

 

[50Cent]

go the stubbed condoms, for givin a brother a hand.

 

[RingerINC]

go the stubbed condoms, for givin a brother a hand.

you totally need more than a hand... :uhhuh:

 

[aka_bomber]

u mean if she turned up and wanted it to use it on you??

 

[MissGeorgie]

are any of you girls into the studed or ribbeb condoms? i dont find that they do anything too exciting..........

 

[ur_inner_child]

are any of you girls into the studed or ribbeb condoms? i dont find that they do anything too exciting..........

yeah i don't think they do much either..........

 

[DanielleM]

have any of your tried the virbrating condoms??
l have a pair of glow in the dark ones.. they are interesting

 

[minushuman]

Ribbed are for the blokes Splash a little lube inside and off you go.

Speaking of ribbed, i'm hungry. I'm gonna go get some food. But by all means, carry on with the vibrator talk and stuff.

 

[xeuyrawp]

Ribbed are for the blokes Splash a little lube inside and off you go.

Ah, well said. Ribbed own.

I still maintain that soft rope is also cool. Don't mock choking/AEA untill you've tried it

 

[kyu_chan]

When I was a kid I saw a lot of porn. There were hidden places full of magazines all over the place. My general rule said that watching porn on video was ok as long as the lights were off and I wore sunglasses. (blocks the UV porn rays). I grew up different than you.

By age 10 I considered myself quite the sex expert and decided it was time to put the information I had into practice, but since real girls were not an option I had to think of another way. I had seen in the backs of magazines, advertisements for sex dolls but I'd never be able to hide that from my mom. I was intrigued by the "Realistic, Life-like" toys that claimed to "feel just like the real thing". Problem was I was 10 and had no money, my birthday money was spent on a Commodore 64 and unless I could fuck that somehow I was going to have to improvise.... After looking at the various ads and the girls in the magazine, I decided I could figure something out, after all I was a smart kid and good with tools. I was going to make a fake vagina except I didn't say vagina and I just thought it, I didn't go around talking about making replica parts of the female anatomy.

About 15 minutes later I had a prototype ready to use. It was a paper cup with the bottom cut out. I felt that in order to be realistic I needed it to have something that looked like pubes so I took yellow pipe cleaners (she was a blonde) and twisted them into a circle that I placed on the outer part of the cups bottom. Since I could tell from pictures that I was probably soft inside I stuffed the cup with the softest stuff in the house, cottonballs. I was ready to have sex. Unfortunately, being 10 I had no real ability to have sex, even with a homemade sex toy. I stood there for a few minutes with my penis inside a paper cup full of cottonballs with some pipecleaners on it but nothing happened. I suppose that I should have kept on trying but that was my first and last attempt at fashioning such a device. Eventually I learned to take care of things without devices. Years later after actually having sex I realized the flaws of my original design but it was too late to go back and try again. I doubt anyone else has such a failed attempt.

How cute!!! Haaahha

 

[ariande]

I'd be up for trying anything really... never tried any 'official' sex toys

 

[jumb]

So much less bullshit.

Pity we can't say the same about your posts.

 

[shady_03]

Go 2 uni, hey pass out condoms like candy

 

[neo o]

have any of your tried the virbrating condoms??
l have a pair of glow in the dark ones.. they are interesting

If anyone, ANYONE tried to make me wear glow in the dark vibrating condoms, I'd shove said condoms down said person's throat.