Meads said:
me and my gf cant afford to buy a vibrator for a little something different...so we use the electric toothbrush
Haha reminds me of the Sex and the City episode.
Samantha: "I'd like to return this vibrator."
Store Clerk: "We don't sell vibrators."
Samantha: "Yes you do, I bought this here six months ago." (She holds up the vibrator.)
Clerk: "That's not a vibrator, that's a neck massager."
Samantha: "No, it's a vibrator."
Clerk: "Sharper Image doesn't sell vibrators. It's a neck massager."
Samantha: "You expect me to believe that women buy these to help their sore necks?"
Clerk: "It's a neck massager."
Samantha: "Fine, I'd like to return this neck massager."
Clerk: "What's wrong with it?"
Samantha: "It failed to get me off. It has a warranty and it just stopped. It made the saddest little sound."
Clerk: "Perhaps you wore it out?"
Samantha: "Well, honey, it wouldn't be the first one."
Clerk: "Fine, just find another and go to the cashier."
Samantha goes over to the "massager" area of the store and talks to the women buying stuff and starts giving advice to two of them.
Samantha: "I know a man who's in desperate need of a neck massage. Oh, you don't want that one, too many bells and whistles. That one actually works against you, if we wanted to work that hard, we'd get a man, am I right?"
Carrie's voiceover: "Samantha instantly established herself as the Mashiko Kakatoani of vibrators."
Woman 1 to Woman 2: "I think that actually is a back massager."
Samantha: "Not if you mount it."
Woman 1 holds up another one.
Samantha: "No, absolutely not, that one will burn your thing off."
Woman 1: "Even with underwear?"
Samantha: "Even with ski pants!"