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do you own a vibrator/dildo?

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sunjet

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glycerine said:
HAHAHAHA

if you think your penis can provide anywhere near the level of orgasmic bliss even my cheapo $40 vibe can.... *falls over and dies laughing*
is that a generalisation of males on BOS?
 

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Female poopoo an penises amalgamate quite nicely.
 

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and iam sure glycerine has had sampled quite a few males on earth, so her statement must ofcourse be accurate... unless of course she has only ever been with a few males and hasnt come accross a real MAN yet. a sex toy cant hold a flame to a large, throbbing male penis
 

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glycerine said:
http://shop.adultshop.com.au/product/1117200000.html

caitlin if you ever have a spare $50 get one for cheap, mine was well worth the investment. i'm hoping my iRabbit will be worth the $150, but to be honest i'm not really doubting it. i wish i was working when i saw it on special in newtown for $100 tho!!
OMGOMGOMGOGMGOMGOGMOGMGOMGOMGOMGOGMGOMGOGMGOMGOGMOGMGOGMOGMGOMGOMGOGMGOMGOGMGOMGOMGOGMGOMG
 

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Na I hear she weights like 80KG or something. Fat covers her labia, takes her a couple of hours to find that clit.
 

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me and my gf cant afford to buy a vibrator for a little something different...so we use the electric toothbrush :p
 

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HellVen said:
Na I hear she weights like 80KG or something. Fat covers her labia, takes her a couple of hours to find that clit.
ROFLMAO
Meads said:
me and my gf cant afford to buy a vibrator for a little something different...so we use the electric toothbrush :p
Eeew.. how do u make that to work?
 

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lol who needs a vibrator when you have the throbbing penis of a virgin internet geek who is making an original joke rofls
 

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crazyhomo said:
lol who needs a vibrator when you have the throbbing penis of a virgin internet geek who is making an original joke rofls
I don't get that??
 
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Meads said:
me and my gf cant afford to buy a vibrator for a little something different...so we use the electric toothbrush :p
Haha reminds me of the Sex and the City episode.

Samantha: "I'd like to return this vibrator."
Store Clerk: "We don't sell vibrators."
Samantha: "Yes you do, I bought this here six months ago." (She holds up the vibrator.)
Clerk: "That's not a vibrator, that's a neck massager."
Samantha: "No, it's a vibrator."
Clerk: "Sharper Image doesn't sell vibrators. It's a neck massager."
Samantha: "You expect me to believe that women buy these to help their sore necks?"
Clerk: "It's a neck massager."
Samantha: "Fine, I'd like to return this neck massager."
Clerk: "What's wrong with it?"
Samantha: "It failed to get me off. It has a warranty and it just stopped. It made the saddest little sound."
Clerk: "Perhaps you wore it out?"
Samantha: "Well, honey, it wouldn't be the first one."
Clerk: "Fine, just find another and go to the cashier."
Samantha goes over to the "massager" area of the store and talks to the women buying stuff and starts giving advice to two of them.
Samantha: "I know a man who's in desperate need of a neck massage. Oh, you don't want that one, too many bells and whistles. That one actually works against you, if we wanted to work that hard, we'd get a man, am I right?"
Carrie's voiceover: "Samantha instantly established herself as the Mashiko Kakatoani of vibrators."
Woman 1 to Woman 2: "I think that actually is a back massager."
Samantha: "Not if you mount it."
Woman 1 holds up another one.
Samantha: "No, absolutely not, that one will burn your thing off."
Woman 1: "Even with underwear?"
Samantha: "Even with ski pants!"
 

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lol, no sorry i cant say we have ventured that far...i simply help my gf...we are a team ;)
 

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