Single.. Who has never had a Girlfriend/boyfriend? (1 Viewer)

[Bendeguz]

:jaw::worried:My god! :worried:
How can you let him do this to you!? Please tell me you don’t actually give in to any of these ‘requests’…

 

[vanush]

More about Bendeguz's life please.

 

[Bendeguz]

...
Er…
Well, this is unusual but I see no reason to oppose this request. Merely state what you want to know about Mr. vanush (Oh, and it might be a good idea to keep the concept within the requirements of the thread.).

 

[Not-That-Bright]

well ok its like gee.. my mates arent around so i'll just pretend you are my best friend for the next 30 seconds until a better person comes..
or like i'll just flirt with you until a hotter chick comes around...
i'll just ask you for some help with study for exams just so i can get all your tricks, beat you & then tell everyone that i studied all by myself.
Oh hey.. you look bored.. who you like to do my homework for me honey?

You'll never be his girlfriend. Keep him as a friend if u like him and want to keep that chance alive or whatever, but start looking for other guys ^________________^

 

[Ennaybur]

Nah, bar him and cut off all contact, like a previous poster said.

 

[Not-That-Bright]

I'm trying to be more realistic, the chance that this girl will actually break off all contact with this guy (I mean they go to school together too by the sounds of it) seems pretty slim from what she's said. I agree with you guys, I just don't think there's much of a chance of her heeding such advice so suddenly.

 

[Atonofrash]

he likes damsels who are undressed.

 

[Atonofrash]

he wants to get to know your beautiful soul, amirite?

 

[Atonofrash]

brogan77 touches people in places they never thought they had.

 

[Boo Quah]

I'm different

What you really need is a mature Asian man like me

 

[Boo Quah]

the only difference with you is the squinty eyes

stupid racist bitch

 

[Atonofrash]

fuck off, she's twice the woman you are.

In the penis department.

 

[Atonofrash]

im only a young girl

Oh, do you have msn?

 

[Atonofrash]

yeah.. and you'll watch the tape every night coz thats the only kinda action you'll ever get. & you'll probably even try to root the tape yourself!

OLOL! Oh you went there! You are on Fire!

 

[Atonofrash]

and youer pretty much the shit to your garbage bin

hahahaha fuck. It's so bad.

 

[goosiegoo]

Hahaha... sigh.

 

[P. Dophile]

.Shakedown. What you've got to learn is that you competing against atonofrash is like cheap takeaway trying to compete with a 5 star restaurant.

 

[P. Dophile]

post up some pics of ur axe gash

 

[Bendeguz]

Right, after III pages of one-liners have we traversed that far in actually talking about the subject on hand? The last time I checked this thread was meant to be about and for people who have yet to have any form of romantic relationship. Instead we have bad grammar and a complete lack of progress. Would it be too much of a bother to request that posts consist of more substance than a lone sentence?

So, to the point: Ms. .Shakedown., cut off all unnecessary contact with the clod and keep your distance. And never perform for him another favour, on the principle of things!

 

[UnIqUe PrInCeSs]

Would it be too much to ask that fascists stay off bos?