Mark 2:23 - And Jesus playeth Starcraft with great fury. He summoned forth the Carrier and won instantly.
Mark 2:24 - But lo the devil did descend upon him with many a zerg, with rampant screams of 'KEKEKEKE' filling the land for all to hear. And so, Jesus was pwnethed and the world was laid to ruin
Mark 2:25-26
But lo, Jesus had expanded into many mineral points, yea, even to the very ends of the map. And with the cannons of light he didst fall upon the Overlords who dared attack the sacred hill, and lo, the instruments of the devil were vanquished before they could drop their heathen Ultralisks upon the fortifications of the Lord. Amen.
Mark 2:28-31
And the forces of the Lord didst cower in fear, for it seemed as though the Spore Colonies would tear apart the Lord's Interceptors, and the hour of darkness seemed nigh. But then Jesus raised up his hands, and then returned the shields in a blaze of glorious light, and the Zerg forces were blinded. And Zergboy1989, the vile commander of the enemy, spake, and said he "u hacked the map! u suck!", and Jesus replied "Nay, I am the Son of the Lord. What I did, I did for my Father's glory," and then ZergBoy1989 replied "ya right! your ***!" and then, as the Lord fell upon his last Hive with the wrath of the Carrier, the fiend disconnected. And the Lord said "Damn. That would've qualified me for Ladder play."