stupidest reasons for dumping someone (1 Viewer)

[philphie]

"Your the first boyfriend I havn't cheated on... and I want to keep it that way... We did good though"

She hadn't cheated on me, so she decided to end the relationship before she did.

makes sense

 

[lesson102]

there was pulp in my juice...i wanted no pulp you gronk...goodbye...

 

[JB10]

She put milk in my tea without asking.

 

[philphie]

She put milk in my tea without asking.

she asked but you were too busy staring at her boobs where the milk was coming from

 

[hebithegreat]

she ate her peas, one at a time...