Originally posted by Navjeet
oh god, there are so many good ones from our year 12 last year. Some of the best ones included in our year 12 muck up newsletter include:
Geography teacher: "i think a lot of you girls come in here with your brains permanently in neutral"
Student: "hehehe...mine's permanently in reverse!"
Geography Teacher: "...have you done anything to your hair?"
Student: "uhhhh"
Geography Teacher: "no? well maybe you should"
Science teacher: "of course it hit you! you're supposed to catch the rocks when I throw them at you!"
Student: "just because I'm short doesnt mean I'm smart!"
Student #1: "omigosh, you are so dumb! Capital D.U.M."
Student #2: "uh, there's a B"
Student #1: "Omigoodness! where?! where?!"
Student: "I hate cherry ripes, and anything else with strawberries in them"
Headmistress to student after farewell chapel service: "have a nice life, and take out that extra earring!!"
Class: "what are they?"
Geography Teacher: "wheat biscuits"
Student: "are they made of rice?"
Student (who has studies geography for six years): "what's a suburb?"
male IPT teacher (explaining the function of a particular light in a modem): "Hi girls! I'm turned on!"
Student: "We're on strike!"
Geography teacher: "girls, you can't go on strike unless you're doing something to begin with" (our class did shit-all for the whole of year 12)