Swizzle's Love Thread - Post anonymous messages to your secret crush (9 Viewers)

[Earl Luper]

i'm a nice guy in person, but a pervert in the sheets and I'm magic with the words, murder Merlin over beats
make the competition kiss the fuckin' curb and then they weep

 

[Earl Luper]

fuckin' the game and shovin' daggers through the ass of it
movin' on to a Jessica, plannin' to make a mess of her after a couple drinks and a session of anal sex with her
like hey there intestines, my cock is erect next to ya we the shit, like what you make shadowdude you're shit at lyf

 

[slyhunter]

1. I wish you came out and tell me if you really like me for real.
2. I ate your birthday present, so sorry - I will get you another one when its time, something that's not edible!
3. I wish we could talk more.
4. I don't see you often in casual clothing so you better be wearing something good tomorrow!
5. I'm not a good oral communicator so cut me a break if I can't talk at the speed of light.

Talk to her....ugh

 

[L]

1. I wish you came out and tell me if you really like me for real.
2. I ate your birthday present, so sorry - I will get you another one when its time, something that's not edible!
3. I wish we could talk more.
4. I don't see you often in casual clothing so you better be wearing something good tomorrow!
5. I'm not a good oral communicator so cut me a break if I can't talk at the speed of light.

talk slower

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

I don't even know how you feel about me anymore,
but... hmm...
I...
...nevermind

 

[slyhunter]

I don't even know how you feel about me anymore,
but... hmm...
I...
...nevermind

Tell him before it's too late.

 

[Shadowdude]

"I hope you got that bronze medal you were aiming for =P *inside joke*"

 

[L]

"I hope you got that bronze medal you were aiming for =P *inside joke*"

bronze medal is code for the combination of the semen of three men and poo all over her face

 

[Shadowdude]

bronze medal is code for the combination of the semen of three men and poo all over her face

Perhaps, but we're not in the porn business or whatever it is.

 

[L]

no but she still enjoys sex with multiple other dudes

 

[Shadowdude]

no but she still enjoys sex with multiple other dudes

And you know this, how?

 

[L]

And you know this, how?

L: have you ever had sex
Shadowdud: yes
L: with a real person?
Shadowdud: ...

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

Tell him before it's too late.

NEVAR!!!!11
mwahahaaha

 

[Shadowdude]

L: have you ever had sex
Shadowdud: yes
L: with a real person?
Shadowdud: ...

Hey, nice conjuring of imaginary conversations.

 

[KatherinePierce]

Poetry shouldn't be about some fleeting crush not having interest in you because that's fucking childish. Poetry is supposed to be much purer, much more elegant than that. It's supposed to express a critical evaluation of personal experiences or historical occurrences, create a world in which a greater meaning can be drawn from it or perhaps inspire hope, irreverence, motivation or dissatisfaction with the current perceptions and preconceptions that society has.

Poetry is about enlightenment and skillful manipulation of language to illustrate deeper meaning, not about crying over some fucking girl you've known for two weeks and never managed to talk to her because you lack the testicular fortitude.

EDIT: or incest. Incest is bad

This is from way back, would rep you but need to spread.

 

[slyhunter]

Incest is bad.

 

[lamingtons]

necks and fuckin' slice them shits
oh how nice, now you wanna say you like the shit
because you bruised up, your neck sliced, and I ain't icin' shit

i'm a nice guy in person, but a pervert in the sheets and I'm magic with the words, murder Merlin over beats
make the competition kiss the fuckin' curb and then they weep

fuckin' the game and shovin' daggers through the ass of it
movin' on to a Jessica, plannin' to make a mess of her after a couple drinks and a session of anal sex with her
like hey there intestines, my cock is erect next to ya we the shit, like what you make shadowdude you're shit at lyf

hahaha yea son, bbigups earl

 

[jack_smith]

treat em mean keep em keen

 

[slyhunter]

It's time

 

[The Derivative]

To a particular female:

Someday...

Someday you may appreciate
What I did for you
What I felt for you
What I hoped for us
Or maybe you won't
But regardless of that:

I cannot uncry the tears I shed,
when I realised I couldn't have you

I cannot uninflict the pain I endured,
when your friends and yourself turned me away

I cannot uninvest the time I spent,
doing the little things I hoped you would notice

I cannot undream the dreams I dreamt,
for the perfect life that we could have had together

I cannot undo the things I did,
I cannot undo my efforts,
I cannot start unloving you
Or I would have never loved you at all.


Hmm, I should be a poet.

http://soundcloud.com/x3ann/le-dramatic-reading-of-someday
is this how it should be read?
ACTUALLY JOHANN. I WANT YOU TO READ IT AND RECORD IT. Do it. Please? Do a dramatic read of it plz plz plz. Will rep you 5eva!