Swizzle's Love Thread - Post anonymous messages to your secret crush (10 Viewers)

[JustDance]

screw you

 

[JT145]

see: Ode to a Beautiful Girl by hayabusaboston

why have you polluted my precious girl's memory

 

[KwitchY]

Would you like to...go to bed with me?

 

[Carrotsticks]

Bump

 

[obliviousninja]

Asian girl with the reddish/orangy hair and red jumper in my ACCT1501 sitting in front of me. Coffee?

brb sending to MX

 

[Shadowdude]

Asian girl with the reddish/orangy hair and red jumper in my ACCT1501 sitting in front of me. Coffee?

brb sending to MX

dude

UNSW Love Letters

 

[Shadowdude]

Dear new number one secret crush,

You are really, really, really pretty - and I really, really, really hope you're in my tute - so I can put ~the moves~ on you.

Alternatively, I'll have to try and ditch my three lecture buddies somehow to put on ~the moves~ in the lecture... but my timetable doesn't really allow for post-lecture hanging out, unless you want to grab some dinner or something.


Oh, also from a purely academic perspective, I'm the best lecture buddy you can possibly have.

 

[JohnMaximus]

Dear Girl, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
I say that shit just clowning dogg,
c'mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Girl, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doing just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Girl
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some chick was drunk and drove her car over a bridge
and had her girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with her kid
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about it, her name was.. it was you
Damn!

 

[neysta]

Hey so I REALLLLY like this guy and I know he like me. We have a thing and we've hugged and been to the movies. I want to move things along but I don't know how.. What should I do!should I just yolo it and kiss him or hold his hand? I don't want to just randomly kiss him at school that would be weird. This has been going on for a month though.
PLEASE HELP!


ATAR goal 90+
Advanced English, 2u Maths, Chemistry, Biology, PDHPE & Visual Arts

 

[SquareHeartsAdrita]

they there Adrita!

 

[anomalousdecay]

To my Boxer engine (ej25):

You have never failed me and I love the roar you give out when I pound the accelerator to the floor. You aren't as fast as you sound but boy do you scare the shit out of other drivers.

To the 10 ohm resistor:

I'm sorry I burnt you with a 5 V voltage source. I could smell your body. Thank you for making a camp fire and warming me up when I couldn't blow up that mini incandescent bulb.

For any crushes I've had in the past:

I'm so glad I got over you all. Who needs women when you have Boxer engines and resistors?

 

[YoloStudent]

To my Boxer engine (ej25):

You have never failed me and I love the roar you give out when I pound the accelerator to the floor. You aren't as fast as you sound but boy do you scare the shit out of other drivers.

To the 10 ohm resistor:

I'm sorry I burnt you with a 5 V voltage source. I could smell your body. Thank you for making a camp fire and warming me up when I couldn't blow up that mini incandescent bulb.

For any crushes I've had in the past:

I'm so glad I got over you all. Who needs women when you have Boxer engines and resistors?

Deep. May you prosper with your Boxer engine and resister.

 

[RivalryofTroll]

I forgot about this thread.

''What are you doing today? Are you busy right now?
If you’re not, can I see you today?
I have something to tell you, it’s not a big deal
But I think I like you

I’ve never said this kind of thing before
You’re my lady you’re my baby
I’m not joking around
From today, from now on
Will you be mine baby?


Out of all the ugly guys
I think I am the best looking
What can I do to make you know how I feel?
I go crazy whenever I think of you

I’m not that good-looking
But I think I’m okay when I smile
I’ll treat you better than any other guy my love
I love you

Close your eyes and count to three
Open your eyes and tell me what you see
Can’t you see? Can’t you see your man?
Today is our Day 1

I’ve never said this kind of thing before
You’re my lady you’re my baby
I’m not joking around
From today, from now on
Will you be mine baby?

Out of all the ugly guys
I think I am the best looking
What can I do to make you know how I feel?
I go crazy whenever I think of you

I’m not that good-looking
But I think I’m okay when I smile
I’ll treat you better than any other guy my love
I love you

Don’t worry but just come to me
Don’t hesitate and come to me
I know I’m not good enough
But I love you more than anyone in this world baby

Out of all the good-looking guys
You can’t find a nice guy
You know I’m nicer than anyone else
I go crazy whenever I think of you

Everyone says
That you and I look the best together
I’ll treat you better than any other guy my love
I love you''

 

[anomalousdecay]

Deep. May you prosper with your Boxer engine and resister.

Minute of Silence for the resistor for the mis-spelling of it.

They keep me warm and cosy wherever I am as long as I feed them.

Like the way a spouse should do so.

 

[YoloStudent]

Minute of Silence for the resistor for the mis-spelling of it.

They keep me warm and cosy wherever I am as long as I feed them.

Like the way a spouse should do so.

Wish I could learn about a resistor. Should of done physics or chemistry, then maybe I could understand the warmth that it offers into one's life.

 

[RivalryofTroll]

You’re the taste of wine
You’re a summer night -
Make me feel alright .

Then again you’re like
A million thorns all on my side.
You are – the shiver down my spine oh~

We get close; We fall apart.
Red roses; broken hearts
And we don’t know which way to go.

We’re in love; we’re insane.
What’s the sun without the rain?
I guess we’ll find out as we go.

You keep on drawing the line -
Just a little bigger every time.
And I must be losing my mind
‘Cause I know I want you in my life

You’re the sweetest dream
Cool as autumn breeze
Everything I need.

But that’s just half the day
Next minute, you’re such a pain
But that’s the price I pay, Oh~

We get close; We fall apart.
Red roses; broken hearts
And we don’t know which way to go.

We’re in love; we’re insane.
What’s the sun without the rain?
I guess we’ll find out as we go.

You keep on drawing the line -
Just a little bigger every time.
And I must be losing my mind
‘Cause I know I want you in my life

You make my world go round
Flip it upside down -
There’s no middle ground

But I can live without.
You can draw the line
wherever you want, oh oh oh~

You keep on drawing the line -
Just a little bigger every time.
And I must be losing my mind
‘Cause I know I want you in my life

------------------------------------------------

Just by looking at your eyes, I think I know your heart
The truth you hid in your heart
Don’t be shy, there’s no need
Love is not difficult

Us meeting was not a coincidence
Don’t hesitate
Cross the line, gonna be alright
So it won’t be too late


I wanna fall in love, wanna get into you, without you knowing
I wanna fall in love, wanna swim in your eyes
I wanna steal your lips, kiss me babe
I wanna fall in love, deeper and deeper, I’m so bad

Oh- I just want you
Oh- I just want you

Even if half the world consists of guys
Not everyone can be your love
Don’t lose me, I’m the only one for you
Love is right here

Us meeting was not a coincidence
Don’t hesitate
Cross the line, gonna be alright
So it won’t be too late

I wanna fall in love, wanna get into you, without you knowing
I wanna fall in love, wanna swim in your eyes
I wanna steal your lips, kiss me babe
I wanna fall in love, deeper and deeper, I’m so bad

Oh- I just want you
Oh- I just want you

Can you take one more step toward me?
Will you be more honest and show me your heart?
I’m gonna take two steps closer to you
I’ll go to you, I’ll give you all my heart

I wanna fall in love, wanna get into you, without you knowing
I wanna fall in love, wanna swim in your eyes
I wanna steal your lips, kiss me babe
I wanna fall in love, deeper and deeper, I’m so bad

Oh- I just want you
Oh- I just want you

 

[anomalousdecay]

Wish I could learn about a resistor. Should of done physics or chemistry, then maybe I could understand the warmth that it offers into one's life.

It offers a lot of warmth, especially whilst protecting the rest of your circuit from damage.

Though you don't learn anything in HSC Physics or Chemistry about them.....

Any way lets not go off topic.

 

[Queenroot]

they there Adrita!

bad grammar

 

[seventhroot]

bad grammar

I don't know who he is

 

[ZakkForrest]

So there's this girl right, met her when she came to my school in Year 10, she was beautiful then too, for the first year did nothing but be an asshole to her for some unknown fucked up reason my 16 year old mind thought was cool, realised that she's actually a really cool chick personality wise as well as being beautiful, and started talking to her when I realised we had a shit-load in common.
Fast forward to Year 12, we're closer than ever, always talking, I've even imagined what it would be like if we dated and just waking up next to her, just cliche shit really. Was gonna ask her to be my date to the formal, but she's not gonna go. I know that she's probably too good for me, and she will always be that girl I loved, but could never tell.
Thanks for reading my downward spiral into internet venting.