Tales from the Boys Toilet (1 Viewer)

[saladsurgery]

nothin really in our dunnies...occasional pissing on the floor or putting everything absorbent in sight in the trough...

but the locker room. ahhh yes the locker room. we've had:

* fruit cricket (apples, bananas, mandarins, and watermelon to name a few)
* the magic carpet (crush or rub ANYTHING (mainly food, but also including small children) into it, and it vanishes mysteriously)
* broken windows (done by hand... both... and face (not too many cuts))
* barricades with accompanying classical music and odd dancing about (don't ask... all a bit clockwork orange-ish)
* cake fights (fun as!!! but nasty 2 clean up)
* bin fires
* locker fires
* other small contained fires...
* locker compost bins
* amateur computer surgery
* personal belongings (books, lunch, blanket) suspended from ceiling
* clay pigeons (not really: involves throwing a small object in the air and then throwing large things at it in an attempt to hit it)
* mummification with packing tape...

and more stuff i can't remember...

Originally posted by bellicoseboy
and this one time...

...at band camp...

 

[saladsurgery]

Originally posted by jessika
woah...all of your school toilets sound really bad.

i'm guessing you go to an all-girls school or just haven't been into yr school's boys toilets...

...each as bad as the next (although some may have fewer bonfires than others...?)

 

[staree]

hahaha.......... i have a photo of my boys toilet tale.........

*winks at tim*

 

[Mac.D]

our toilets smell like piss, like on a hot day you can smell it from a fair way away, btu this is so you cant smell the cigarette smoke, cause the roof is high and the windows are low, so the smoke hangs up there. when we used to have school dances at the school you couldnt see the roof through the smoke.

 

[Jan Kott]

Toilet room bonding at its best. My idea of course.
Day before Melbourne cup last year, had cockroach races in the
toilets. $2 to enter, winner takes all. about 10 roaches were enterd. 75 blokes crowded into the 10m square area, no room to move.
we were all there - the jocks, the graffers, the nerds, the asians.
for 10 seconds of our miserable school lives we forgot our "required" prejudices as we got caught up in the pure ecstasy of gambling. ahhhh the memories....

 

[neo o]

ive walked into a toilet at school and found a pair of pants with sh!t stains all over them on a chair and a trail of it all the way to just in front of the toilet bowl

lol ive gone through all manner of filling water bombs and baloons in the toilet be it with water, flour or both

 

[Ely]

try walking into the girls toilets to find bugs, yes bugs, crawling out of the bins!!!!

 

[saladsurgery]

bugs? bah.

at least there are living things in your toilets.

anything in ours would have long since died.

 

[c-town]

Our school toilets are pretty shit like everyone elses ... the other day a couple of mates just walked in for a leak, and there was this junior pissing everywhere except in the toilet. It's just like ... "WTF are you doing?".

Back when we all did p.e we had this thing every lesson in the changerooms where we'd all just go in and yell, destroy benches/bins/people's property etc and throw food everywhere. Good timez . . .

 

[Tulipa]

way to bump a four year old thread

 

[housemouse]

The story about the roach racing is very good

 

[shinji]

The story about the roach racing is very good

indeed it is. hahah

nothing from my school .. except that they're renovating the toilets so we got temporary toilets (not the porta-loos .. actual proper toilets) .. which basically getting trashed.. lol;

worst thing i've seen was sh!t all over the toilet .... and i remember seeing a hand print on the side of the wall consisting of sh!t ... it reallllly made me lose my appetite. feel sorry for the cleaner =/

 

[Darkening]

someone put nutella on the mirror of the toilets, had an assembly and the principle was shoutin his head off to find out who did it.

 

[Bookie]

i pissed in ours

 

[BigBear_25]

Like everyone else the toilets at my school really sucked.
Our priciple used for fork out 7-8 K every time to fix them.
And that was about 4 or 5 times from memory. So now no
one stuffs them cause of the lack of funds everywhere else.

I remember once that in our temporary toilets somebody dumped
one of those perfectly shaped cartoon shit. Got that was funni.
One some one found out they went around and told everyone
there was porn in the cubicle so naturally everyone went and took
a look to thier suprise.

 

[breaking]

we had heaps of graffiti on the walls and cubicles, stuff like "___ ___ is a faggot" or "fuck off lebs" or "v8s vs the world" etc etc... and someone always drew targets on the toilet seats or up on the walls lol

 

[James747]

Plenty of stories from our toilets:
-Ppl use to smoke in them until we got a new principal, kinda surprised they dont now.
-They exploded the dunnies, so when you walk in the cubicle all you see is a hole(literally)!
-Graffiti everywhere
-And just a couple days ago, they set fire to the bin of toilet paper! And the bin was made of plastic too!