The New Commandments (1 Viewer)

[Davriel]

Okay, here's a fun thread. I've been around and been responsible for some pretty stupid things in relationships, as well as having stupid things done to me in said relationships. I thought it be nice to create a thread where we can post commandment's neccessary in a relationship. Post what your partner should or should not do in a relationship (please don't be rude).

 

[SamTan*06*]

ok, well, I say a partner should always bring chocolate and maison

 

[lengy]

Have enough money to go out.
Willing to spend time with significant other.
Willing to communicate with significant other.
Willing to put at least some effort into maintaining the relationship.

 

[BlackDragon]

Thou shalt have fun.

 

[SamTan*06*]

And Dance!!!!!

 

[tallkid34]

Willing to spend time with significant other.
Willing to communicate with significant other.
Willing to put at least some effort into maintaining the relationship.

Exactly!

 

[bubz :D]

Thou shalt not play World of Warcraft

 

[kc-ok-la]

Thou shalt not play World of Warcraft

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAha

 

[S1M0]

Thou shalt not play World of Warcraft

hahaha! Good one.

WoW. The bane of academic achievement.

 

[sladehk]

Thou shalt not play World of Warcraft

wow ftw

 

[tallkid34]

Thou shalt not play World of Warcraft

Or its newly released expansion....

 

[AsyLum]

Thou shalt not get involved with friends nor exes lest thee be struck down by the mighty fist of Thor.

Thou shalt not be a gentleman or a good guy lest ye be stricken the curse of the friend.

 

[SamTan*06*]

Thou shalt not get clingy, needy, or call you at three in the fucking morning whining about your problems.
Thou shalt harden the fuck up.
Thou shalt deal if my timetable differs from yours.
Thou shalt not make stupid comments about 'coming out of one's shell'.
Thou shalt NOT let yourself go. This is a fucking must.

But..isn't that what boyfriends are for?

 

[sam04u]

Thou shalt not memorise every single detail of the day, only to have to communicate it to thou significant other for a period of four hours or more. Thou shalt keep that shit to yourself, unless it concerns thou significant other or thou wants his opinion on the matter. Your significant other doesn't need to live your life exactly as you did. Infact, they may not give a damn whatsoever.

 

[SamTan*06*]

Thou shalt give awesome hugs and kiss in the rain.
And be comforting
And be musical

EDIT: Or try to be musical.....its the effort that counts

 

[S1M0]

Thou shalt quit wasting thou time here and aim towards getting a life.

 

[tlodg]

Thou shalt quit wasting thou time here and aim towards getting a life.

QFT!@@@

 

[withoutaface]

Thou shalt not have 24/7 PMS.

 

[Serius]

thou shall not cuddle afterwards and talk about how 'sparkly' ones soul is.

 

[tlodg]

What's with the old english? sounds so hard to understand this way.

-sleep more so u'd have more energy to deal with romantican language