The *Oh Dear How Rude!* Dirty Music Thread (1 Viewer)

[ur_inner_child]

Not too graphic, but enough to make you go "oh dear!"



Get Me Off - Basement Jaxx

Touch It - Monifah (how old school is that song?!)

Touch It (feat TI) - Amerie - (hi murf)




As you can see, I have a lack of dirty music, if at all, so please, do corrupt me

 

[ur_inner_child]

i demand to be corrupted.

 

[lessthanthree]

You thought you're really dirty?
Now try some of this filth!

You got to douche your puss 'cause that shits stinky
My scum is screaming drink me
My cocks like a slinky, plus my pinky is kinky
Essentials through ya mental, Club Confidential
My phallus shoved in the mouth of Yentle equals crazy potential
How 'bout I tear apart the vagina of Asia Carrera
Shockin' Asia, how 'bout I shove my cock into Asia
From glamour pj's, she used to give me bj's
That bitch was tight, I sliced her panties off with a kitchen knife
What'chu do to your tits?
Had the silicone implant em', enlarge em', reduce em'
Now them shits look like the gruesome two-some
No jive'in, I'm down with muff divin' at a drive-in
I'll make a piggy a treat you like a slut from galigula
With some canibus and teeth for my flesh
Cleaver'll be rippin' to pieces the trashy beaver a diva
My phone sex, will have you fucking your reciever
Through sex phone ads, I got sluts sucking my gonads
Your tits are so big you could call the ones on Dolly small
Suck them shits, C-cups bigger than fuckin' volleyballs
For me to grab my meat and beat it
No credit cards needed, my cock's a frank for they heat it
Hungry hooker here eat it!

All hotties eat the jizz
All hotties eat the jizz

All hotties eat the jizz
All hotties eat the jizz

All hotties eat the jizz
All hotties eat the jizz

All hotties eat the jizz
All hotties eat the jizz

I hope you can digest my fresh flesh for real
You like t.v. dinners? My fuckin' cock's a gourmet meal
I'm jerkin' off, ripped on hash hits
Beepin' twats, lick clits, and flash tits
I got a wide variety
Of high society whores like Rosanna Arquette
Her pussy's cheaper than food up in the mark-et, my star pet
Mushy shit like panties in a pussy lips

Give her a spankin', and shove my shank in, and leave her tooshy split
Hit up her honeys, tunnelin' Nestle
I'll make a lesbian out of Lisa Marie Presley
Im'a plead John Leslie
You're dead if ya homely
My shits for adults over 8 years old only
I ran mad game son on Jenna Jameson
Just to name some, hookers that ate cum
My dick, Im'a make Mother Teresa eat it
I'd like to treat Lisa Lisa sweet
Bitch Im'a fuck you like a piece of meat

All hotties eat the jizz
All hotties eat the jizz

All hotties eat the jizz
All hotties eat the jizz

All hotties eat the jizz
All hotties eat the jizz

All hotties eat the jizz
All hotties eat the jizz

Make way but my wiener hits
Pounding ya' mound and this double pleasure
'Cause you got an extra treasure of a vagina between your tits
This D-Cups for ya', I'm filthy like Vince Voyeur
Stuffin' 50 year old Erika Boyer O'Coller
I'll leave Victoria perished, embarrased when I fuck her with carrots
She's the younger version of Mrs. Garrett
My speech is arrogant as I get sucked simultaneously
by J.R. Carrington and Christaro Barrington
Shove my dicky in Nikki Lynn fingerin' Nikki Sinn
so she'll be rockin' the sticky chin
My companion is Christy Canyon her cunt's like the Grand Canyon
I'll strangle her tits with lanyid
You're wife'll bug when I suck her nipples
and have em' point you like a rifle slug
My sex is a trifle drug
Every tit gets the same treatment
I eat ya' puss you suck my dick it's an agreement

All hotties eat the jizz
All hotties eat the jizz

All hotties eat the jizz
All hotties eat the jizz

All hotties eat the jizz
All hotties eat the jizz

All hotties eat the jizz
All hotties eat the jizz

 

[ur_inner_child]

AHHHH!!! AHHHH!!!

i said not to graphic!!! lol

 

[um..]

Ayyo, one hot summer night after ballin hard

I went to the phone booth with my callin card

And called up Joel, yeah you know L

I told her come to the crib, yo mother fuck a hotel

She said she was gonna come at ten

The bitch came, but one problem, she brought a friend

You know I'm not a rude brother yo,

But I let Joel in and slammed the door on that other ho.

So we was sittin in the livin room kickin it

And all I thought about was stickin it

She was mean, cause you know I wouldn't fuck wit a sleazy ho

Yo we was coolin, watching some TV show

I was crackin sex jokes, tryin to get the pussy

And this bitch was kickin scripts beatin round the bush

Talkin bout rhyme for me L man fuck rhyming

Cause my dick, is hard enough to cut diamonds

I said, "I hope you ain't tryin to dick tease,

Ayyo, cause Big L's quick to tell a bitch leave."

Ayyo my game started fuckin wit her head soon

Next thing ya know we went straight to the bedroom

I knocked the boots from New York to Santa Fe

And that bitch burnt me like a gamma ray

I caught a cab, on 139 & Lenox

Ayyo, I took it to the neighborhood clinic

Because she gave me gonorrhea,

Yo, I'ma kill that bitch, the next time that I see her

I shoulda worn a rubber, before I went up in it

And then ya monkey ass won't be sittin in a clinic

I shoulda worn a rubber, before I went up in it

And then ya monkey ass won't be sittin in a clinic

One afternoon I was cruising on the Westside

Bumpin my system, lounging back in a fresh ride

Hoes be hotter than a sauna

So I put the system on max, and bumped my shit on the corner

I saw this girl walkin by who was hype as hell

She was mad point-blank, she was right for L

But she tried to play me like a statue black

I said, "Sweeheart whats your name?"

"I gotta man," "I ain't ask you that."

She said in order to be with me you gotta be rich,

You won't be able to switch, I said, "Fuck you bitch."

Another girl walked by, I called her

"Excuse me what's your name" "Lorraine, what's yours"

Ayyo, game I kicked well,

I said honey my names Lamont, but I'm known as Big L

I was looking smooth with the jewelry

She said, "L's for Lamont, but what's the Big for?" "You'll see."

Ayyo, my pockets were extra thick,

"So what you doin later, oh nothing, then lets catch a flick."

Yeah, I bagged that ho well

Took her to the triple M, movies, meal, and motel.

And when it comes to this I'ma a professor

I didn't molest her I caressed her, undressed her then sexed her

But I must be getting older

Cause I didn't put a helmet on my mother fucking soldier

I started stickin up quick

And the next time I took a piss,

a motherfuckin flame shot out my dick

 

[bubz :D]

hahah "touch it" is such a good sex song.

anyway, here you go steph!

Spoiler

Put your arms around me babe,
Can’t you see I need you so?
Hold me close against your skin,
’cause I’m about to begin
Lovin’ you.

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace.
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are.
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face.
Now sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off.

You see that shampoo bottle? now, stick it up my ass.
Push it in and out at a medium pace.
Talk about your old boyfriend’s dick and how big it was.
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face.

Darling, make me push my dick and balls back between my legs.
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture to show all the people
You work with.

Now pull up my scrotum and take that shampoo bottle out of my ass.
Pretend I’m the pizza delivery guy and watch me whack off.
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head.
Now tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace.

I feel so humiliated. i’m about to blow my load.
You tell it’s time to make love but I can’t ’cuz I spewed all over myself.
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you. oh.
I’m so sorry I spunked all over my stomach.
Maybe next time I’ll be better at loving you.

 

[lessthanthree]

I'm coming up your ass
I'm so bored with your cunt
You won't like it, sugar
I'm coming up your ass
Try and be grateful
Take my cock, you whore
It's all that you deserve
I'm coming up your ass, honey
Work on it

 

[AsyLum]

STRAIGHT RAZOR RAPE

why the fuck did you cut off that bitches cunt?
well how the fuck else could i get it in my pocket?
and while im standing here arguing with myself
i know that i should be getting my ass somewhere else
blood on my hands
the tears in her eyes
please understand
there will be peace when you die
i know what it takes
to make a heart ache
a straight razor rape
you werent the first
you wont be the last
give me a break and take your own life

 

[AsyLum]

Within Her Skin

her daddy raped her when she was 8 years old
his selfish action took a piece of her soul
but she would thank him when she learned how to drive
took some gasoline and burned him alive
drove to L.A. so she could be a star
but prostitution didnt get her so far
her daddy's face on every john
so she went out and she bought her a gun
she had enough and couldnt take anymore
what would she be a murderer or a whore
no fire down in hell below
could match the pain of the life she had known
she killed so many that she couldnt keep count
her life had fucked her but she found a way out
it gave her power that she never had
and murder paid more than the fuck ever did
she found a power that was hers alone
she found a way to stop the pain
she found a way to make her life her own
she found a chanel for her rage
she walks the streets witht he pimps and the slime
but her past she has left far behind
nobody is gonna stop her now
even if they could somehow
so take a look deep inside yourself
you are no better than anyone else
and if you should look her way
you wont live to see another day
little runaway dont cry
there is so much more time to kill

 

[AsyLum]

infernal orgasmic

she takes me down
over legs and under hips i am
her only comfort
i fill her need
deep inside
she spreads so wide
i can feel her rapture
hate me now
spin me round
burn me down
and just leave me to die
there is a comfort in anger
eye of the storm i am
she dances in my confusion
woman is the bane of man
slipping in
once again
hate me now
spin me round
burn me down
and just leave me to die
she walks the floor like an angel
but i see devils in her eyes
and when she is riding on top of me
well how could i compromise
and why would i try
fuck it
lets die

 

[AsyLum]

The Enemy

"the enemy of my enemy is my friend"
suck my dick and choke on the load that i blow,
right down your fucking throat!
ive already forgotton more than you will ever know,
about fucking people up!

 

[hiphophorray123]

Right about now in the place to be
Too $hort baby
Gettin’ real funky with the motherfuckin’
Dangerous crew, bitch, with that old school

Too $hort baby, I’m so hard
Pimpin’ these hoes on the boulevard
But I’m not here to tell ya bout me
I got a little story bout a nasty freak
She’s the kind of girl you think about in bed
Blowjob betty givin’ real good head
Bust a left nut, right nut in her jaw
Sperm on her cheeks is all ya saw
She could blow more head than a whale blows water
Blowjob betty make your dick get harder
She’s a one of a kind, a hell of a girl
A trip and a half around the world
Catch her gettin’ busy, bitch wouldn’t stop
She’s the kind of girl that’ll make your toes pop
Every time I used to see her, I would know what’s up
Blowjob betty better blow me up
I remember the day when I first met her
Bitch kinda loose so I knew I’d get her
Walked up to her said
My name is $hort, just what you’ve been lookin’ for
Pimp is my game, I do it the best
Hoe fuck with me, she don’t get no rest
Well after that, I g’ed the freak
I used to stop by and fuck about twice a week
And from the very first time I went to her house
Walked in the door and stuck my dick in her mouth
$hort dog’ll get bitches anytime I wanna
Got a big dick and lay it right on her tonsils
Only stick it in about half way back
Cause if I put it all in, it bust straight through her neck
Niggas always sayin’ how they fucked that bitch
But I’m the only nigga that the bitch made rich
Like any other tramp she loved to fuck
With any motherfucker got nuts to suck
I spit game to the bitch, just like this
Why you runnin’ round suckin’ all that dick for no money?
It didn’t take long to stay true to the game
And get my pimpin’ on
But every once in a while you get a stupid hoe
Bitch ain’t about money and she’ll never know how to get it
Blowjob betty was dumb
A fiend for a fuck and a mouth full of cum
She made money for a minute but she loved the sex
So I cut the bitch loose like a old school ’vette

6 months later, I’m still a pimp, I’m still a player
One night at a club, she was puttin’ in work
All you had to do was step up to her
She was in the bathroom sayin’ one at a time
Wasn’t my bitch but she still was fine
So I went in the back room, seen the bitch
Slapped her on the head, said, you ready to switch?
And to the players out there
Instantly, blowjob betty started servin’ me
Cause the player I am to the day I’m dead
I was sittin’ on the sink gettin’ some head
It was all so good and much too true
One young freak and a whole damn crew
But then I shot that fatal nut
Must of knocked that bitch on her butt
She couldn’t even breathe, she was holdin’ her throat
Me and my homies just hit the door
My homeboy said $hort don’t worry
But that next day I read this story
A young girl died just last night
She choked on sperm in her windpipe
It was on her face, her neck, and chest
And we’re sorry to say there’s no suspect
When I saw that my brain clicked
I bust a nut and killed a bitch
It might sound sick, it might be petty
But ya never been sucked by blowjob betty!

Beeyatch!
Yeah hoe, y’all niggas don’t know though, that’s it


fuck i love that song

the only other dirty songs in this thread are ones artfag posted, stupid amatuers suggesting khia and monifah pfft.

dl a necro song and enjoy

 

[soha]

ok for some strange reason i have necro light my fire on my playlist
hm..thats pretty dirty

 

[hiphophorray123]

Intro: (sound of woman being f**ked)

Verse 1
[BM] When the party's over, we can get together,
Go to my house and f**k forever,
And do whatever comes to mind
Let me stick my dick in your behind
You can pour me a glass of Dom Perignon
Then suck my dick until I cum
Soft is your body, tender is your kiss
C'mon, baby, we can do this!
[FKI] No need to act stuck-up, pretty and seditty
Got a funky disposition and you think you're witty
You're not used to people saying things like this
It's called criticism, and not a diss
I only give compliments when they are due
Now I'm gonna tell you all the truth
You claim to be a virgin, I mean the purest
I'll be gentle, baby, 'cause we can do this!

Verse 2
[BM] Love is the key to end all your woes
You'll be my bitch, not a dirty hoe
Together as one we will be
I'll be f**king you and you'll be sucking me
Then lick my ass up and down
Lick it 'till your tongue turns doo-doo brown
Don't try to be slick and give me a kiss
C'mon, baby, we can do this!
[FKI] Bitch, it's time to spend the night
Let's walk the beach in the moonlight
Holding each other like lovers do
When the pussy's wet, I'll know what to do
Makin' love, holdin' you near
Screams and moans is all I hear
Quick is your tongue, soft is your lips
Suck it, bitch, 'cause you can do this!


Verse 3
[BM] Let's get it goin' on, let's act a fool
Listen and learn while I take you to school
You say you don't f**k on the first date?
Then f**k you, bitch! I ain't gonna wait
'Cause my dick is hard and my back is strong
I'll find another bitch to get it on
'Cause now is the time so stop the bullshit
C'mon, baby, we can do this!
[FKI] As you move your body, the shit you say
Will make any man want to stay
'Cause being with you is all I ask
And f**king you will be my task
My lonely nights will be filled with fun
No more clubs and sex on the run
Just suck this dick, while here I lay
You can do this, so c'mon, babe!

(Mixx cuts 'F**k me, bitch!')

Verse 4
[BM] Bitch, you say you's gonna give me some
Now you wanna start acting dumb
You wanna play cat and mouse
When I catch you, I'ma stick my dick in your mouth
Now stop the teasin' and start the pleasin'
Just f**k me good until I skeet
Bitch, stop fakin', you need to quit it
C'mon, baby, 'cause we can do this!
[FKI] Step to me and fall to your knees
Suck this dick, put me at ease
Do something special you know I like
Smokin' head and please don't bite
Slow and easy I pull the seat back
Up and down, as I climax
Steady in motion, I quietly say
We can do this, so suck it, babe!

Woman's voice:
'I think that type of sexual activity is disgusting!'


2 live crew - c'mon babe

good song :uhhuh:

 

[hiphophorray123]

Chorus:
(Mixx scratches "Bad ass bitch!")

(During the breakdowns, we hear the Crew just hangin' out,
chit-chatting about their sexual encounters. Most of their
words are inaudible.)

Verse 1: Fresh Kid Ice
There's always one bitch in every town
Every time you see her, her panites are down
Always dressed fresh in the ladies' wear
She sports the weave instead of hair
Known to the boys as a real fly cutie
Tight-ass jeans to show that booty
When we met, I acted grinnin'
'Cause in my book, she was a queen
I felt that feelin', anticipation
Later came the stories of a reputation
She was burnin' since she was born
I fucked anyway, 'cause the bitch was ON!

Chorus

Verse 2: Brother Marquis
When we first met, I'll never forget
'Cause her lips were moist, a touch soft and wet
We danced, to a funky tune
And stared at each other in a smoke-filled room
I said, "What's up? Are you down with it?
Let's go to the crib so I can run up in it!"
So we left the club for this night full of fun
I'm out for a splak, 'cause I'm not the one
For no bullshit or love-silly games
Let's get butt-booty naked and do the wild thing
First she took off her panties, snatched off her bra
Out popped the biggest tits I ever saw
They were big enough to knock a man down
They were shaped like grapes, and my favorite shade of brown
My dick was hard, and she was hot like a heater
By the looks of her mouth, she was a dick-eater
I said, "You raggedy bitch, don't play dumb!
Put my dick in your mouth and make this motherfucker cum!!"
Yeah! This bitch was ON!!

Chorus

Verse 3
[BM] The head was smokin', I had to call my friends
In the next ten minutes, all the boys were in
Dat was in the front and Lat was in the back
The pussy was poppin' like Cracker Jack!
[FKI] She had to get paid; I put her in the trick
I gave her a penny for every inch of my dick
We kept on fuckin' 'till the early morn
[ALL] THAT BITCH WAS ON!!!

Chorus

(Mixx scratches "Gimme more! Bitch!")

 

[hiphophorray123]

[Brother Marquis]
My mama and your mama was talking little shit
My mama called your mama a bulldagging ass bitch
I know your sister, and the bitch ain't shit
She slayed me and all the boys
And even sucked our dicks
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun
Jack got mad, kicked Jill in the ass
Cause she couldn't make him cum
Mama Bear and Papa Bear went for a walk through the forest
Mama Bear asked Papa Bear could he eat her porridge
Papa Bear said 'shit bitch, you must think I'm sick
Just get down here, on your knees
And suck this badass dick'
Abraham Lincoln was a good old man
He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand
Said 'excuse me lady, I'm doing my duty
So pull down your pants and give me some boody'

[Fresh Kid Ice]
There's an old lady who lives in a shoe
Got a house full of kids don't know what to do
She sucked and fucked all the niggas around
When it's time to pay rent couldn't none be found
Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
With her legs gapped open wide
Up came a spider, looked up inside her
And said 'that pussy's wide'
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
Fucking this cutie pie
Stuck in his thumb, made the bitch cum
Said 'hell of a nigga am I'
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall
Cause a hoe on the ave. was sucking his balls
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put that fat motherfucker back together again

[Luke]
Hey wait, I got one, did this, I got one, check this out
The two dudes, dig this, the two dudes
Two dudes dressed like nuns, right

[Brother Marquis]
Little Red Riding Hood was on her way
To grandmother's house
But before she got there she met this man
That turned her hot ass out

[Fresh Kid Ice]
Rupunzle, Rupunzle let down your hair
The dog's on my ass and getting near
The hair came loose and fell in a lake
Bitch check the weave that's in that lake

[Luke]
Bitch, get that weave out!
You dirty bitch, get that weave out!
Mix say, bitch get that weave out...

(Hey! You ruined my record, man, I just bought it!) -> Cheech and Chong


2 live crew - dirty nursery rhymes

 

[hiphophorray123]

i demand to be corrupted.

my house...floor...now

 

[soha]

my house...floor...now

why the floor

 

[hiphophorray123]

know a place just down there two streets.
Baby, they'll ask you no questions and give you clean sheets!
(gong noise)
[Luke]:WELCOME TO THE FUCK SHO-O-O-OP!
Verse 1: [Fresh Kid Ice]
There's only one place where we can go
Where the price is right just to fuck a ho
It's always popular with the girls and the guys
'Cause for all my money, it's the best buy
Ten dollars, two hours is the time of the stay
It's more than enough time to slay
Each room has a bed and also a sink
So you can wash your dick after fucking the pink
But be careful of the things that you use'
Cause you can get arrested for sex abuse
So as you hit the door and the panties drop,
Whole lot of suckin' and fuckin' at the Fuck Shop!
Verse 2: [Brother Marquis]
Please come inside, make yourself at home
I want to fuck, 'cause my dick's on bone
You little whore behind closed doors
You would drink my cum and nothing more
Now spread your wings open for the flight
Let me fill you up with something milky and white
'Cause I'm hopin' to slay you, rough and painful
You innocent bitch, don't be shameful
Bring out the ice cubes and the hot water
This is the second half, and not the second quarter
I'll fuck you 'till you sleep; you'll sleep like a baby
And in your dreams, you'll say I'm crazy
In the Fuck Shop!
[Luke] (squeaky voice): YOU'RE IN THE FUCK SHOP, BABEEEE!I WANNA SEE YOU FREAK!!
Verse 3: [Luke]
In the Fuck Shop! That's where it's at!
In the Fuck Shop! The place to splak!
In the Fuck Shop! Where all the boys go!
In the Fuck Shop! Fuckin' all the hoes!
(gong noise)
[Luke]: THANK YOU FOR FUCKIN' AT THE FUCK SHO-O-O-OP!!

 

[hiphophorray123]

why the floor

i dont have a bed