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ahahhaa they will equal to constant lectures and suspicions
dont joke about dating their daughter either....well it wasnt really a joke .....Raiks said:Yeah it really is.... especially going from one end of the scale to the other.
Oh, and with ultra-strict parents, don't make jokes about pregancy, drugs, alcohol abuse and late night brothel trips.... jokes like that float like lead balloons.
heh "I'm dating your daughter'...'umm... yeah... I was joking :| "AsyLum said:dont joke about dating their daughter either....well it wasnt really a joke .....
you could always pull a 'big fat obnoxious fiance' line like "i really can't wait to sleep with your daughter' at the dinner tableAsyLum said:haha i love the line
"Hey, its great to be shaking the hand of the father of the daughter im banging every other night....."
forgot what movie
nah no class~*HSC 4 life*~ said:you could always pull a 'big fat obnoxious fiance' line like "i really can't wait to sleep with your daughter' at the dinner table
I know! It sucks being the first child.AsyLum said:nice nice, hehe just like rabbits
im slowly converting my parents i think, lucky younger brothers will reap all my hard work !
Persephone87 said:I know! It sucks being the first child.
Thats harder to do than you think sometimes.AsyLum said:but then again, i dont think id want a girl who i found out was going out or trying to go out with me against her parents wishes. i think that the most important thing is family, and if you were to hide a relationship, then you are obviously not in a position of being serious.
That's like the guy who went to the pharmacy for condoms and told the pharmacist that he was going to his girlfriends house for a night of great sex. When he got there and everyone sat down for dinner he volunteered to say grace. He had his head down for twenty minutes before his girlfriend said "I didn't know you were religious", and he said "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist."~*HSC 4 life*~ said:you could always pull a 'big fat obnoxious fiance' line like "i really can't wait to sleep with your daughter' at the dinner table
I love that joke.... always been a favourite.jhakka said:That's like the guy who went to the pharmacy for condoms and told the pharmacist that he was going to his girlfriends house for a night of great sex. When he got there and everyone sat down for dinner he volunteered to say grace. He had his head down for twenty minutes before his girlfriend said "I didn't know you were religious", and he said "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist."
I remember an episode of Degrassi High that had something like that happen. God I loved that show, even if I was too young to understand what the hell was going on.jhakka said:That's like the guy who went to the pharmacy for condoms and told the pharmacist that he was going to his girlfriends house for a night of great sex. When he got there and everyone sat down for dinner he volunteered to say grace. He had his head down for twenty minutes before his girlfriend said "I didn't know you were religious", and he said "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist."