mine was "attention please customers, this store is closing in approximately (15/10/5) minutes, please make your way through the self serve checkouts to finalise your purchases, and thank you for shopping at woolworths ***********" and then, if i didn't hate work too much that day i'd say something like "the fresh food people" or "more savings every day"
half sarcastically, but those are like our slogans or whatever so i can't get in trouble for saying them right?
no one elses was the same as mine, and i didn't give a shit.