The World of Pick-Up Line (1 Viewer)

[sando]

DIRECTED TO UGLY CHICK

Damn... I wish i was blind

 

[Skeeta]

If I flip a coin, what do you think my chances are of getting head?

bahaha i got that once.. i rofled

 

[robo-andie]

"Hey, let's play a game, its called army. Ready? you lay down, and I'll blow the fuck out of you"

 

[kevinle]

you are so hot i got to put you on my to do list

 

[Davriel]

Very good people, i'm quite impressed. Now for some of mine, and the does work, sometimes:

"Nice legs, what time do they open?"

"I'm not Fred Flintstone but i'll make your bed rock"

"Are you from Mars, because that ass outta this world!"

 

[sja]

"If you were my sister, incest would be cool."

 

[KeypadSDM]

"Are you a physicist? Because I would like to prove two-way travel is possible over an Einstein-Rosen bridge ... if you catch my drift."

 

[goony]

These are pretty seedy but yeah:
*flips wang out*
"hey ladies, i've got my eye on you"

"wanna make like a tree...and root?"

(off bash.org) "hey can i ask a question? (yes)...ok, hypothetically if you went out camping with a guy and the next day you wake up to the horror that your pants are missing and your ass is sore...would you tell anyone?"
her: "god no"
you: "sooo...wanna go camping?"

 

[Dr_Doom]

"Hey, let's play a game, its called army. Ready? you lay down, and I'll blow the fuck out of you"

rofl I'd give u $5 to go up to a random and say that! :rofl:

 

[Darkening]

ill do it for $5!!! its a win win situation... either u get some or u get cash

 

[davin]

"Are you a physicist? Because I would like to prove two-way travel is possible over an Einstein-Rosen bridge ... if you catch my drift."

reminds me of a day in physics lab couple weeks back
someone had said how she couldn't get a mount to hold a lens, right, and someone else said, roughly, "looks like we just need another mounter"
then he turned to me

 

[sja]

"Are you a physicist? Because I would like to prove two-way travel is possible over an Einstein-Rosen bridge ... if you catch my drift."

sorry if i sound redundant, but that is an extremely sad pick-up line. i mean, it's not even one you laugh at for being so bad, or one you can joke around with. where did you hear one that sad?

 

[davin]

well, aside from taht these are supposed to be bad, it works given what an Einstein-Rosen bridge is. however, all of 7 people would get it. One could probably use wormhole and have a few more people understand the point of it

 

[the hsc sucks]

Hey guys, and gals. Okay, here's the deal, we've heard them, but not all. Let's post the best and worst pick-up lines you've ever heard. Also, feel free to give any details about the line (grin).

this isnt a pick up line but happened when i went to the movies with a guy. i was havin a crap time, but to make it even worse, he started doin the whole yawn and stretch arms move. b4 he finished it tho, he turned to me and sed, "can i do that?" needless to say, i had a shit time

 

[santaslayer]

i forgot my number....can i borrow urs?

 

[Ennaybur]

"Are you a physicist? Because I would like to prove two-way travel is possible over an Einstein-Rosen bridge ... if you catch my drift."

lol ud pick me up wiht that one

 

[Serius]

eh you could try the simple approach, confidently approach the hottest girl in the room, you should have a big guy on each side of you, bonus marks if she has a dweeb of a boyfriend

step1" YOU! your coming home with me!" and then if shes all like no way man i dont even know you, WTF is this bs! etc say
"You heard what i said bitch,"

works every time

 

[marchetta]

"Are you wearing space pants, cause your ass is out of this world!"

And also once, a guy came up to me and said "Oh, the beautiful glitter in your eyes.... matches the glitter... of your necklace" ?!?

 

[Bobness]

BAHAHAHAHA maybe if he reworded it to say something like "the glitter of your necklace reflects your eyes' bountless beauty" so that he doesn't repeat himself then it could work ..

hmmm also i just really like this line from 10 things i hate about you

guy 1: (asks another guy, will you date this chick - it was julia stiles)

guy 2: maybe if we were the last 2 people on earth. and there were no sheep.

no seriously you need to watch the video/dvd to get it

 

[mrviper89]

"Nice legs u got there. What time do they open?