The World of Pick-Up Line (1 Viewer)

[Davriel]

For girls on guys...
"I'm a nice girl on the inside, wanna come in?"

(Wonders to self) I thought the best pick-up line for girls was "I have boobs, a pussy and I'm single".

 

[Sparcod]

I'm slowly getting back into the L+R forums. (A forum I've left untouched for over 2years).


A few more dialogues..

Male: I don't feel well
Female: Why?
Male: I feel as if I've got an elephant in my stomach
Female: What??
Male: I think its trunk is sticking out.

Guy: Do you have chicken in your fridge??
Girl: Yes.
Guy: How big are your breasts?

Guy: Are you going to the party tonight?
Girl: Which one?
Guy: The one in your mouth...I'm cumming

 

[ellen.louise]

(Wonders to self) I thought the best pick-up line for girls was "I have boobs, a pussy and I'm single".

You wish. How much did you have to pay her for that line?

 

[Davriel]

You wish. How much did you have to pay her for that line?

I paid her with kisses on her lips...

 

[Gilbert1]

I paid her with kisses on her lips...

Then she looked at you and said "haha very funny. Now pay me $5"

 

[Davriel]

Then she looked at you and said "haha very funny. Now pay me $5"

Actually, no. She liked the line. Keep in mind I used to frequent some very sleezy places.

 

[atomicharri]

"i'm rich"

 

[greMlin72]

" Have you got a mirror in your pants? Because i can so see myself in them."

 

[Gilbert1]

If your were homwork, I'd be doing you on my desk right now

 

[Jess_Levett]

hey look, there's the exit!

...wanna go out with me?

 

[Spirit Crusher]

"Does this rag smell like Chloroform?"
"Does this [insert drink here] taste like rohypnol?"

 

[katietheskatie]

have you ever tripped over a tree trunk?

how about a branch?

how about a root?

 

[UnIqUe_PrInCeSs]

Sing this and dance around:

I'm sexy, I'm cute! I'm popular to boot!
I'm bitchin', great hair! The boys all love to stare!
I'm wanted, I'm hot! I'm everything ur not!
I'm pretty, I'm cool! I dominate this school!

Who am I? Just guess! Guys wanna touch my chest!
I'm rockin'! I smile! And many think I'm vile.
I'm flyin', I jump! You can look but don't you hump! Whoo!
I'm major, I roar! I swear I'm not a whore!

We cheer and we lead! We act like we're on speed!
Don't hate ate us cause we're beautiful well we don't like u either!
We're cheerleaders! We are cheerleaders! ROLL CALL!

Call me Big Red!
I'm Wh Wh Whitney
C C C Courtney! Roar!
Dude, it's Darcy!
I'm Big Bad Carver! Yeah!
Just call me Kasey! O!
I'M STILL! BIG RED!

I sizzle, I scourch! But now I pass the tourch!
The ballots, are in! And one girl had to win!
She's perky, she's fun! And now she's number 1!
K kick it Torrance! T T T Torrance!

 

[Captain Gh3y]

That'd work :/

 

[UnIqUe_PrInCeSs]

That'd work :/

of course!

first they'd be like " ", then they'd be like" number plz"

 

[Legham]

I'm sexy, I'm cute! I'm popular to boot!
I'm bitchin', great hair! The boys all love to stare!
I'm wanted, I'm hot! I'm everything ur not!
I'm pretty, I'm cool! I dominate this school!

Who am I? Just guess! Guys wanna touch my chest!
I'm rockin'! I smile! And many think I'm vile.
I'm flyin', I jump! You can look but don't you hump! Whoo!
I'm major, I roar! I swear I'm not a whore!

We cheer and we lead! We act like we're on speed!
Don't hate ate us cause we're beautiful well we don't like u either!
We're cheerleaders! We are cheerleaders! ROLL CALL!

Call me Big Red!
I'm Wh Wh Whitney
C C C Courtney! Roar!
Dude, it's Darcy!
I'm Big Bad Carver! Yeah!
Just call me Kasey! O!
I'M STILL! BIG RED!

I sizzle, I scourch! But now I pass the tourch!
The ballots, are in! And one girl had to win!
She's perky, she's fun! And now she's number 1!
K kick it Torrance! T T T Torrance!

I fell for you just reading that

 

[UnIqUe_PrInCeSs]

I fell for you just reading that

lol imagine if I actually act that out irl

 

[Captain Gh3y]

>_>

<_<

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number please?

 

[Legham]

lol imagine if I actually act that out irl

Let's just say i'd need a change of underwear!

 

[UnIqUe_PrInCeSs]

>_>

<_<

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number please?

I'll PM you it

Let's just say i'd need a change of underwear!

from pink to black?