The World of Pick-Up Line (1 Viewer)

[Davriel]

Went out clubbing recently (sigh I hate it, but's it's a social thing) and I had the fortunate pleasure of watching someone with far too much alcohol try and convince a beautiful woman to do the horizontal samba. Here is the words he said to her that made laugh so hard I nearly spilt my rum.

Drunk Guy: Did you hear pole-dancing is very popular in Australia these days?
Woman: (Cautiously) No...
Drunk Guy: (Grabbing crotch) Well, how about you learn on my pole?
Woman: (Punching guy square in the face) Pervert!

Turned out the woman was a priest's daughter. I was laughing so hard I forgot what happened to the drunk guy after he fell down.

 

[Davriel]

Dude: How much does a polar bear weigh ?

chik: ????

Dude: Enough 2 break the ice.. Hi my names sando

No offence, but do you know that's the third version of that line I've seen on this thread.

 

[sando]

yeh thats why its deleted.. geez i dont thoroughly search this thread 4 pickup lines

 

[Davriel]

I wasn't being cruel or vindictive, actually, that pick-up line is one of my favorites because it can actually work.

 

[ObjectsInSpace]

"Ladies, I am your GOD! Tell me, which piece of clothing will you be sacrificing in my honour tonight?"






"Have you seen my beach ball? It's this big (flex to show biceps), this round (flex to show triceps) and it went over there (stretch to show off pecs and point over to one side) ..."

 

[Davriel]

"SMILE! it's the second best thing you can do with your lips."

 

[^CoSMic DoRiS^^]

"Ladies, I am your GOD! Tell me, which piece of clothing will you be sacrificing in my honour tonight?"






"Have you seen my beach ball? It's this big (flex to show biceps), this round (flex to show triceps) and it went over there (stretch to show off pecs and point over to one side) ..."

hahahahaha that muscle thing is so lame!

and rofl at that 'pole' thing at the pub davriel. sounds like the sort of people that go to my local, lol. at least, the couple of times i've been there.

 

[aussiechica7]

"u can call me whatever u want ...

and u can call me WHENever u want "

 

[emiliieee]

" did it hurt when u fell from heaven ?? "
" is ur dad a baker coz u have nice buns "

lameeeee lol

 

[smurkie]

he he he...i heard the funniest/nerdiest one the other day:

I wish you were sine squared and i were cosine squared so together we could be 1

 

[AlleyCat]

"have you heard that it's a crime to look beautiful?...u totally need to be arrested."

its worked for me

Yuk. As if you'd be stupid enough to drop your pants for THAT.

 

[Spirit Crusher]

*Put's arm around shoulders*
"Hey there, let's not turn this rape into a murder."

 

[martin88]

"have you heard that it's a crime to look beautiful?...u totally need to be arrested."

its worked for me

no. it hasnt

 

[Horseypie]

Me: Hey, do you wanna dance?
Her: No.
Me: Sorry, i dont think you heard me. I said you look FAT in those PANTS.


No idea if it's been said before but I'm not looking through 25 pages.

 

[cl3nta]

lol made me laff

 

[Gilbert1]

"Hi"

Worked for me

 

[ccc123]

Me: Hey, do you wanna dance?
Her: No.
Me: Sorry, i dont think you heard me. I said you look FAT in those PANTS.


No idea if it's been said before but I'm not looking through 25 pages.

hahahahahahaha thats hilarious

 

[Josie]

"It's my birthday. Can I have a birthday kiss." Worked on me. I was REALLY drunk.

 

[ellen.louise]

he he he...i heard the funniest/nerdiest one the other day:

I wish you were sine squared and i were cosine squared so together we could be 1

Yum i'd go for that! :mad1:

 

[bringbackshred]

Me: Have you got tickets?

Girl: To what?

Me: *flexes bicep* TO THE GUN SHOW!