The World of Pick-Up Line (1 Viewer)

[mrzeidan1]

How much does a polar bear weigh?

I don't know.. why?

Enough to break the ice

 

[iamsickofyear12]

Guy: (Hand girl a serviette, towel or something similar that's handy)

Girl: What's this for?

Guy: To wipe off your face after I cum on it.

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Guy: (Beckons girl with finger)

Girl: (Approaches)

Man: Do you always cum when someone fingers you?

 

[Bobness]

How much does a polar bear weigh?

I don't know.. why?

Enough to break the ice

Why does everyone use that line?

It's cliched. To the max. To the power of infinity.

Hook, line and sinker. No, not to break the ice to get to the fish in the sea

 

[nichhhole]

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Guy: (Beckons girl with finger)

Girl: (Approaches)

Man: Do you always cum when someone fingers you?

:wave: (L) i like that one.

 

[iamsickofyear12]

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

I'm no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight!

 

[munchybuddy]

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

I'm no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight!

You seem to have plent of pick up lines.....
But the question is..............DO THEY WORK????????.......................................

 

[iamsickofyear12]

You seem to have plent of pick up lines.....
But the question is..............DO THEY WORK????????.......................................

I've never used any of them myself.. but any pick up line will work if you use it on the right person.

 

[Fish Sauce]

I've never used any of them myself.. but any pick up line will work if you use it on the right person.

Lies! The second one is impossible to escape!

I tried explaining it to people once and most didn't get it. I couldn't work out what was so hard to get.

 

[iamsickofyear12]

Lies! The second one is impossible to escape!

I tried explaining it to people once and most didn't get it. I couldn't work out what was so hard to get.

What do you mean lies? Any pick up line will work...

There is a way to escape it. Instead of saying yes or no just say go away or something.

 

[vulgarfraction]

Just slap them or something.

Does it really matter if they don't work? They're still funny (some of them anyway).

 

[Fish Sauce]

What do you mean lies? Any pick up line will work...

There is a way to escape it. Instead of saying yes or no just say go away or something.

To be honest looking at that post I have no idea what the fuck I was on about.

 

[Davriel]

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

I like this one...only one answer available, other than a slap of course.

 

[Dragoon27]

*a guy falls infront of a lady*
lady: are you alright?
guy: Dam... if only I was one step closer.

 

[Minimitt]

"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

 

[Bobness]

You can stand under my umbrella!

 

[ari89]

This one is pretty awful:

(hand girl KFC refresher towel)
Girl: What's this for?
You: To wipe my seamen off your face

love those subtle ones

 

[stazi]

This one is pretty awful:

(hand girl KFC refresher towel)
Girl: What's this for?
You: To wipe my seamen off your face

ive already used that one in this thread. i may have told it to you. depending on who you are

EDIT: you told it to me, now that i know that you're by sex-partner

 

[kay90]

my boyfriend told me this, it made me laugh:

"they say you are what you eat, and by tonight, i want to be you."


and NO thats not how we got together, we were talking about pickup lines :]

 

[fernando]

my boyfriend told me this, it made me laugh:

"they say you are what you eat, and by tonight, i want to be you."


and NO thats not how we got together, we were talking about pickup lines :]

lmao..

 

[ObjectsInSpace]

Heh, we had a "Graffiti Night" down a the pub last night where we took textas and wrote all over one another. When we moved to another pub where we found more people (who weren't part of our college), we ended up signing them and they were signing us (we were pretty much signing anything that stood still long enough by that point). Closest thing I used to a pick-up line was the first four lines of Incubus' Here In My Room:

This party is old and uninviting,
Participants all in black and white.
You enter in full-blown Technicolor,
Nothing is the same after tonight.

Not entirely sure how it worked as I don't remember a thing from the actual night, but everyone was giving me knowing looks around college. That may have been because someone texta-ed in a Chris Cornell soulpatch and lip ferret in permanent marker and I was forced to spend all day looking like a rockstar.