the WORST thing you've heard right after sex? (1 Viewer)

[stazi]

I've had sex with this girl who, when she had an orgasm from internal stimulation (as opposed to clitoral, I'm not sure of the actual term) she used to break down into tears.

It only happened rarely, but she said they were the best times.

It freaked me out the first time.

did you beat her afterwards to make her stop crying?

 

[Pace_T]

I've had sex with this girl who, when she had an orgasm from internal stimulation (as opposed to clitoral, I'm not sure of the actual term) she used to break down into tears.

It only happened rarely, but she said they were the best times.

It freaked me out the first time.

g spot. be proud you found it!

 

[champo14]

I've had sex with this girl who, when she had an orgasm from internal stimulation (as opposed to clitoral, I'm not sure of the actual term) she used to break down into tears.

It only happened rarely, but she said they were the best times.

It freaked me out the first time.

Just like Chris Turk.

 

[GigaLouie]

I've had sex with this girl who, when she had an orgasm from internal stimulation (as opposed to clitoral, I'm not sure of the actual term) she used to break down into tears.

It only happened rarely, but she said they were the best times.

It freaked me out the first time.

*high fives*

I cry after ejaculating

 

[The_highwayman]

did you beat her afterwards to make her stop crying?

you'd think the duct tape and ether would be doing a better job.

 

[stazi]

*high fives*

I cry after ejaculating

Like in this pic?

 

[hiphophooray123]

cunts smell after sex. they smell bad.

 

[withoutaface]

I've tried the after sex hi five on two women so far, one wasn't impressed.

 

[notaaron]

I've tried the after sex hi five on two women so far, one wasn't impressed.

lol, but thats a gun play.

 

[melimoo]

I've tried the after sex hi five on two women so far, one wasn't impressed.

haha, dude...what

 

[withoutaface]

There's a window between sex and shower where you're both upright. It's very brief, but it's there, and must be used to its full potential.

 

[Annalisee]

A fart?

 

[tlodg]

"That's it?"

 

[albertly69sfton]

Silence, just a long awkward silence where she doesn't say a word at all

 

[hiphophooray123]

awesome, a lesbian. sup. r u bi? i hope ur bi. lets meet up for a threesome k? ^_^

 

[stazi]

wtf? why on earth was my post deleted when the kindergarden one wasnt?

so was chadd's and someone else's saying lol. wtf?

 

[stazi]

Silence, just a long awkward silence where she doesn't say a word at all

Yeah, that's why I'm not a big fan of necrophilia

 

[icraig88]

I thought we agreed not to say anything!

we did?? i don't remember any agreements.

 

[madsam]

worst thing ive heard after sex aye?

The girlfriends mum after she found us, still naked of course

that was one eventful day =]

 

[stazi]

worst thing ive heard after sex aye?

The girlfriends mum after she found us, still naked of course

that was one eventful day =]

and what did she say?