the WORST thing you've heard right after sex? (1 Viewer)

[hiphophooray123]

lolz.

 

[makedamnsure101]

umm after i gave a guy oral for the first time:

"thankyou"

made me feel like a slut, never spoke to him again

 

[Enteebee]

umm after i gave a guy oral for the first time:

"thankyou"

made me feel like a slut, never spoke to him again

er..

 

[jumb]

umm after i gave a guy oral for the first time:

"thankyou"

made me feel like a slut, never spoke to him again

Did he pay you too?

 

[fernando]

umm after i gave a guy oral for the first time:

"thankyou"

made me feel like a slut, never spoke to him again

were you two going out? cause if you weren't then yeah you kind of are.

 

[blakegman]

were you two going out? cause if you weren't then yeah you kind of are.

it's 2008 isn't it ? i wouldn't go as far to say giving a blow job to someone you're not dating automatically makes you a slut. Pretty common these days.

 

[stazi]

were you two going out? cause if you weren't then yeah you kind of are.

awww way to impose your 12th century morals on others

 

[wikiwiki]

awww way to impose your 12th century morals on others

Even better, do some imposing yourself. Put your member where her mouth is.

 

[bigboyjames]

"whats the cricket score?"

 

[fernando]

awww way to impose your 12th century morals on others

you can't possibly say you wouldn't even think that a girl was slightly slutty if she gave a random guy a bj?

 

[stazi]

you can't possibly say you wouldn't even think that a girl was slightly slutty if she gave a random guy a bj?

no. i wouldn't think she's slutty at all. I'm sure she didn't run up to a guy, pull down his pants on a bus and start sucking. Then afterwards he goes "thank you", pushes the button, and gets off on the next stop.

They were probably at a party, started making out after flirting. That led to some petting, which led to her going down on him. Hell, if she had sex with him, that wouldn't be slutty at all, either.

 

[fernando]

yah i guess so. i'm not open to things like that so i spose that's why i'm a lil grossed out by it. meh

 

[stazi]

you should just have anal sex. maybe it'd loosen you up a bit.

have you ever made out with a guy, out of interest?

 

[stazi]

please add me to myspace or facebook. bos PMs just aren't safe, as mods can access them.

 

[stazi]

Yep, I thought it would be that easy. And no. I'm not gay.

 

[boris]

lol at this

 

[boris]

nah seriously, xxposed threads are for anybody
being xxxposed is not dependent on you being high profile.

+ after you're Xxxxposed you're automatically high profile !

 

[stazi]

1) you may not be a high-profile poster, but you are a high-profile homosexual
2) then I have succeeded

 

[stazi]

No, we covered that you are a homosexual. To be curious about being penetrated up the arse by a 33 year old hair guy you meet at the gym makes you a homosexual. Even if you class yourself as bi, bi means that you're part-homosexual and part-heterosexual, still making you a homo. A heterosexual wouldn't even have the desire to try to get fucked by another guy: it would turn them off.

So you like to give out gay vibes? Who is the homo I wonder?

Riiight. Because I give out gay vibes, I'm more homo than a person who got fucked in the arse with no lubricant by a man twice his age, after sucking on his salty dick.

 

[boris]

wat
the
fuck

where did i miss this bit about him getting shagged by an old guy?

AND NO LUBEWTF