I laughed so much when I read your description about how she vomited, perfect.>a while back on the opposite platform at Kingswood train station this bogan chick vomits all over her feet (as she was wearing thongs) and casually washes it off with water from her water bottle like nothing happened. All i remember is her going "RRAUHAUHAHHH.... fak me ded.... UUARUGUHUAGUHUG... jesus chrAGUHUGJGAUGH"
>On his way to school me mate witnessed a bunch of indians eating curry in the morning and sharing it around haha
>On the tway buses, this fragile old bloke gets on and the bus starts moving before he could hold onto anything. The bus driver stomps on the gas and the old bloke goes flying. Long story short we had to get off and wait for another bus whilst the poor old fella had fkd his hip (the bus driver tbh). On the other hand, time to time some bus drivers stomp on the stop pedal which (i shit u not) sends people flying, its the funniest shit out
lmao i love western sydney