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Saw a guy get on the train at Rockdale as I alighted.

He was wearing a bunch of jackets, and a plastic poncho that looked suspiciously like a garbage bag.

And also safety goggles.

Yeah he was not all there.
 

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Re: them cityrail moments

Saw a guy get on the train at Rockdale as I alighted.

He was wearing a bunch of jackets, and a plastic poncho that looked suspiciously like a garbage bag.

And also safety goggles.

Yeah he was not all there.
I SAW HIM ON THURSDAY MORNING!!!!
I was on a carriage with 4 screaming children running about as their lazy parents chatted whilst their children ran into random people and waking this guy that was asleep in front of me. I'm pretty sure I felt one of them pull my ponytail. I hate kids sometimes.
But yesh, I saw that guy at Rockdale station. I thought he was wearing a blue plastic bag as a poncho (the kid behind me even said so).
 

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Yeah and he was carrying a drink that looked pretty dodge. Like not alcohol. Maybe wee.
 

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Re: them cityrail moments

Saw a guy get on the train at Rockdale as I alighted.

He was wearing a bunch of jackets, and a plastic poncho that looked suspiciously like a garbage bag.

And also safety goggles.

Yeah he was not all there.
He sounds like he works in a drug lab of the illegal variety.
 

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Nah I don't think this fella works anywhere.
 

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I didn't see if he was carrying a drink. But there were googles, and a huge bag of what looked to be filled with even more blue plastic bags.
 

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I was on the train to uni and had my bag on the seat next to me. Even though the whole carriage had one person on each 3 seater this suit douche decided that I needed to move my bag by just gesturing. The next 10 minutes consisted of me sniffling, turning my music up really loud, tapping my pen etc. until the guy moved and i slammed my bag, back on the seat.

Get a life suit homo. :angry:
 

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I was on the train to uni and had my bag on the seat next to me. Even though the whole carriage had one person on each 3 seater this suit douche decided that I needed to move my bag by just gesturing. The next 10 minutes consisted of me sniffling, turning my music up really loud, tapping my pen etc. until the guy moved and i slammed my bag, back on the seat.

Get a life suit homo. :angry:
you are rudeee.

This old man got on the train, put his walking stick, paper and a bag on the 3 seater and sat down on the adjacent 2 seater. He then took his shoes and socks off and put his feet up on the stair rail things. Five minutes later he had a water bottle and tissues out and started cleaning his feet. Guy sitting behind him kept going off at him but the old man didn't seem to understand, kept saying "No worries, no worries" with some sort of euro accent. He ended up leaving all these wet tissues and crap everywhere.

oh and not a train story but still ultra weird: a guy got on the bus with a bucket. It was a spit bucket for his phlegm. Horrible trip.
 

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My friends and I had to catch a train to get to Sydney uni for a school trip and after being on the train for less than 45 minutes this woman started going crazy and yelling at the guards "So your telling me i cant even have sex on this fucking train. Well next time ill catch a plane" eventually she got kicked off the train and had to have a police escort and when the guy sitting next to me (total stranger) saw the cops he started saying "shit i cant get caught, if they come on the train im gonna have to fight my way through the c***s to get off." ... It was funny but scary at the same time :p
 

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barefoot toothless old man who looked about 5ft tall and like he had not had a bath in years, with a dirty beard and stuff, got on the train today at good old Penrith with a pushbike loaded up with a metre high stack of crap (broken stool, bits of what I think was an old mattress or something, etc etc). then was talking to someone and going on about how he was an individual. yes you certainly are :S
 

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Re: them cityrail moments

I was on the train to uni and had my bag on the seat next to me. Even though the whole carriage had one person on each 3 seater this suit douche decided that I needed to move my bag by just gesturing. The next 10 minutes consisted of me sniffling, turning my music up really loud, tapping my pen etc. until the guy moved and i slammed my bag, back on the seat.

Get a life suit homo. :angry:
m8 seats are for people not bags
 

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This small asian girl didn't have anything to hold onto on Friday, on the 3.30pm from Central. Got to strathfield, train braked pretty hard, and the poor girl falls backwards on to me. She and I were knocked to the ground, and worst of all, some old lady 'accidentally' stepped on me.
 

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This small asian girl didn't have anything to hold onto on Friday, on the 3.30pm from Central. Got to strathfield, train braked pretty hard, and the poor girl falls backwards on to me. She and I were knocked to the ground, and worst of all, some old lady 'accidentally' stepped on me.
I get you Asians annoy me as well.
 

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today:

This guy comes into the empty carriage and sits across from me. He asks for my mx. I'm like sure whatever. He takes it and adds it to his collection of about fifteen other copies (!) and says "oooh these are collectible".

Me: yeah ok, enjoy
Him: did you read the story about Ricky Martin?
Me: yeah
Him: (something unintelligible followed by) the gays are winning
Me: really

Then he starts saying something about how the premier is going to nuke us and turn us into pawns of (something?) because she has an American accent

Then proceeded to relate to me the entire plot of that meat train film while staring directly at me the whole time :uhoh:

Eventually he stands up and gets off the train with a cheery goodnight as if nothing weird had gone on

(I should add for visual effect that he was around 50, a ranga, dressed in filthy clothes and carrying plastic bags full of what I assume was more mx mags)
 

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On the way home from central:

Kid coming home from the easter show seems to think I'm a walking, talking hitting pillow. Kid proceeds to hit my butt with some blow up bat. fml
 

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today:

This guy comes into the empty carriage and sits across from me. He asks for my mx. I'm like sure whatever. He takes it and adds it to his collection of about fifteen other copies (!) and says "oooh these are collectible".

Me: yeah ok, enjoy
Him: did you read the story about Ricky Martin?
Me: yeah
Him: (something unintelligible followed by) the gays are winning
Me: really

Then he starts saying something about how the premier is going to nuke us and turn us into pawns of (something?) because she has an American accent

Then proceeded to relate to me the entire plot of that meat train film while staring directly at me the whole time :uhoh:

Eventually he stands up and gets off the train with a cheery goodnight as if nothing weird had gone on

(I should add for visual effect that he was around 50, a ranga, dressed in filthy clothes and carrying plastic bags full of what I assume was more mx mags)
stop complaining. do you still live at like, richmond? that could explain the volume of crazy people on your commute, cosmic doris.
 

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On the way home from central:

Kid coming home from the easter show seems to think I'm a walking, talking hitting pillow. Kid proceeds to hit my butt with some blow up bat. fml
hit them back.....or just rip the bat out of their hands
 

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I was half-sleeping on the train the other day and accidentally farted. Little girl and her mother were not impressed. :haha:
 

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