Things that annoy you. (23 Viewers)

[Smokee]

In Bladerunner Deckard (cop) kills Zhora (replicant) out in the open in the middle of the city.

*shudders*
Ugh your bringing back bad memories of highschool english.

 

[Yo1anda]

When I can't tell who is calling. Like its either a private call or I don't have their number saved in my phone.

Anyway I just had phone sex with someone that I thought was my boyfriend but wasn't.
Hahaha I'm just putting it down to being really tired.

how is that even possible

did you not ask who it was

do you not know your boyfriend's voice
you had enough energy to have phone sex but not ask who it was

mind=blown

 

[Smokee]

how is that even possible

did you not ask who it was

do you not know your boyfriend's voice
you had enough energy to have phone sex but not ask who it was

mind=blown

Hahaha yeah I know its stupid but I was asleep when my boyfriend texted me really early this morning to say he was sick so he won't be coming over. Then I fell asleep and my phone rang with a private number and the guy on the other end was like 'hey babe' which I just assumed it was my boyfriend. He sounded kind of croaky so I thought it was my bf coz he is sick. And then I was talking to him like it was my bf but I couldn't hear his responses properly because of the bad connection. Anyway then he was like 'i need some one to talk to, to help me sleep' and i was thinking 'well he IS sick so that makes sense he can't sleep' and then when he wanted to have phone sex that kind of also made sense but I was tired and just played along, didn't actually have phone sex.
Then i fell asleep and woke up and called my boyfriend to ask it was him. And it wasn't.

Stupidest thing ever lol.

 

[Guesss]

g nite bby

dream about me wont you?

*screeaammms* I had a nightmare Thanks alot *evil stare*

 

[Yo1anda]

hahahahaha what did your boyfriend say

I had something similarish happen
private number, thought it was my bf
I go "babe im sleeping can we talk later"
he goes "you dont sound like youre sleeping, you sound like youre being fucked you slut"
was so angry
hung up
called boyfriend

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ABOUT YOU DICKHEAD HOW DARE YOU I REALLY WAS SLEEPING
and hes like
urrm
what

 

[Yo1anda]

annoys me: WAVE YOUR FLAGSS NOW WAVE YOUR FLAGSS

 

[b00m]

hahahahaha what did your boyfriend say

I had something similarish happen
private number, thought it was my bf
I go "babe im sleeping can we talk later"
he goes "you dont sound like youre sleeping, you sound like youre being fucked you slut"
was so angry
hung up
called boyfriend

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ABOUT YOU DICKHEAD HOW DARE YOU I REALLY WAS SLEEPING
and hes like
urrm
what

you really need to stop talking wif urself

 

[FutureSight01]

Those stupid horns! Sounds like gridlock down the city in rush hour!

 

[Yo1anda]

you really need to stop talking wif urself

I was talking to smokee

you

somethingsomething

 

[Guesss]

the fact that i cant find what the freaking legal process for OHS is ... **


... is it the courts or does it have something to do with the IRC ?

 

[b00m]

the fact that i cant find what the freaking legal process for OHS is ... **


... is it the courts or does it have something to do with the IRC ?

no one knows guesss

we all hate legal, i searched my textbook on the pc using the quick search...... nothing on the IRC etc

 

[b00m]

I was talking to smokee

you

somethingsomething

quiet you good for nothing slurry

 

[Yo1anda]

quiet you good for nothing slurry

oh no you didnt

 

[Guesss]

no one knows guesss

we all hate legal, i searched my textbook on the pc using the quick search...... Nothing on the irc etc

<3

 

[kaz1]

Exams on a Saturday that make you wake up at 5.30am.

 

[Smokee]

hahahahaha what did your boyfriend say

I had something similarish happen
private number, thought it was my bf
I go "babe im sleeping can we talk later"
he goes "you dont sound like youre sleeping, you sound like youre being fucked you slut"
was so angry
hung up
called boyfriend

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ABOUT YOU DICKHEAD HOW DARE YOU I REALLY WAS SLEEPING
and hes like
urrm
what

Hahaha that is so funny.

My boyfriend was just like 'why would you think its me...thats just weird' haha

I was talking to this random for about 40 minutes. I hung up when he tried to get me to finger my asshole. haha ew.

 

[vannilla_latte]

Aeriff

 

[kaz1]

Fully sick habibs that smoke on a no window air conditioned train and city rail not having like a notification button so these fuckers can get fined or hopefully go to jail.

 

[mamoz]

aeriff

+1

 

[Yo1anda]

wisdom teeth
=[