UNSW Myths, Fables and Stories. (1 Viewer)

[Omie Jay]

Every full moon, blennerhasset turns into a toad.

Blennerhasset got promoted to Associate professor.

make that... poison dart frog.

 

[Omium]

make that... poison dart frog.

lol.


He didn't get promoted btw

 

[Omie Jay]

make that... CANE TOAD.

fixd

 

[GaNeSh]

You don't actually lose weight going up the Basser steps. Un-earthly magnetic fields work to propel you upwards without any effort, which goes undetected to the unsuspecting eye.

 

[kevinx2]

You actually gain weight going up the stairs

 

[Uncle]

UNSW once had a School of Nuclear Engineering (established circa 1961, Vietnam war era)
However due to lack of demand it was shut down. (circa 1986)
It apparently goes under the name of the School of Risk and Safety sciences.

Who knows if it is still being used for research or nuclear storage?

This facility may still exist and is being used to secretly manufacture nuclear missiles for a walking bipedal tank called Metal Gear which is stored in a secret deep underground hangar under the Willis Annexe building (Mechanical Engineering).

Mechanical Engineering students are lead to develop theses in their 4th year but unwillingly contribute to Metal Gear's development.

whoops, ive blown another purpose why im at unsw

You actually gain weight going up the stairs

Even though I am leaving the Earth's gravitational field by several meters.
lololol.

 

[darkwolfzx]

UNSW once had a School of Nuclear Engineering (established circa 1961, Vietnam war era)
However due to lack of demand it was shut down. (circa 1986)
It apparently goes under the name of the School of Risk and Safety sciences.

Who knows if it is still being used for research or nuclear storage?

This facility may still exist and is being used to secretly manufacture nuclear missiles for a walking bipedal tank called Metal Gear which is stored in a secret deep underground hangar under the Willis Annexe building (Mechanical Engineering).

Mechanical Engineering students are lead to develop theses in their 4th year but unwillingly contribute to Metal Gear's development.

whoops, ive blown another purpose why im at unsw



Even though I am leaving the Earth's gravitational field by several meters.
lololol.

that cracks me up so hard

 

[shinji]

School of engineering is secretly building a prototype Eva.


They're gonna use it to destroy competing Universities

 

[franklhy]

i love this thread!

 

[Uncle]

I swear there must be an Omie Jay cloning project run by the School of Mechanical & Manufacturing Enigeering.

At least half of the slim-build Indians and Pakistanis look like Omie Jay.

One of my MMAN2100 tutors has a 90% resemblence to Omie Jay.

There are probably dormant Omie Jay clones stored next to Metal Gear underneath Willis Annexe (m3nliest building on campus though).

that cracks me up so hard

I would love to play Metal Gear Solid 4 sometime.

 

[shinji]

I hven't seen Omie Jay yet. o;

Musn't be enough clones of him.

 

[Omie Jay]

HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

i have yet to see an Omie Jay look alike that doesnt reside in the mirror.

edit: oh and enthused told me she saw this dude in her lecture/lab/something that looked like a really fat version of me, so yeah, being my sister and all she's probably right in her description.

i wonder what i'd look like fat :S

 

[enthused]

HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

i have yet to see an Omie Jay look alike that doesnt reside in the mirror.

edit: oh and enthused told me she saw this dude in her lecture/lab/something that looked like a really fat version of me, so yeah, being my sister and all she's probably right in her description.

i wonder what i'd look like fat :S

hahahaha, the first time i saw him, i was like, hmm he looks like someone...
aaah a fat version of omie!!!
he's not that fat, just a bit chubby...

note to self: try not to laugh whenever you see him

 

[wrong_turn]

i saw uhawww yesterday.

the toilets on the second level of quad toward the old guild office is haunted. the guy's toilet hand dryer goes off for no reason

 

[Omie Jay]

hahahaha, the first time i saw him, i was like, hmm he looks like someone...
aaah a fat version of omie!!!
he's not that fat, just a bit chubby...

note to self: try not to laugh whenever you see him

take a pic of him with ur fone and show me!

 

[enthused]

take a pic of him with ur fone and show me!

my phone makes a loud "click" sound when you take photos, even when its on silent...devastated

 

[Omie Jay]

sneeze very loudly when u take the pic

 

[enthused]

ahahaha, missanonymous and i have to devise a way to take a pic of this guy (OMG you like totally look like [insert celebrity here] can i have a photo [insert girlish giggle])


..actually i have to point out this guy to her first

 

[shinji]

Lol. Omie & her sister both go onto BoS? :O

and go to the same unI?
haha

 

[Omie Jay]

Lol. Omie & his sister both go onto BoS? :O

and go to the same unI?
haha

fixd