what do i need 4 uni? (1 Viewer)

[PrincessSJ]

i doubt it...

you can probably get a sub by now though... with 6 grams of fat or less... WOW!

 

[Bob.J]

will they be closed by the time we get to uni??
i thought VSU doesnt kick in until july or something

mmm subs
we can all lose 1gazillion kgs like that american dude and go on tv and tell the world how a 2kg roll of bread and veges are healthy for you

 

[honky tonk]

someone said that eating bananas attracts them?

Yeah, mosquitoes are attracted to the nitrocellulose and amyl acetate (banana oil) that your body is forced to process when you eat bananas. Also, rubbing a banana peel on a mosquito bite can significantly reduce the swelling and itching.

Chemistry is fun.

 

[PrincessSJ]

same thing with your own saliva..... lick your finger and rub it on a mozzie bite stops the itching...

really really gross, but it works

 

[Emily.]

mozzies are attracted by oestrogen too....thats why if girls are around theyll attack them before the guys

 

[mrbassman]

Spoiler

so thats why clive always gets eaten alive j/k

beer money, lots of beer money

 

[james k]

school certificate

hi

 

[The_highwayman]

ummm...hi?

 

[PrincessSJ]

random

 

[hipsta_jess]

Fucking fuckers have billed me for my parking pass already, stupid woman in student services told me it wouldn't be til the end of Feb!!

The only time ever the uni is semi-efficient!! Better call up Guiness World Records!

 

[honky tonk]

When did you get it?

 

[clive]

Spoiler

so thats why clive always gets eaten alive j/k

nah, even the mosquitoes hate me

 

[UGFighter]

Fucking fuckers have billed me for my parking pass already, stupid woman in student services told me it wouldn't be til the end of Feb!!

The only time ever the uni is semi-efficient!! Better call up Guiness World Records!

prolly thanks to fuckers like me who don't pay the bill until threatened with legal action or want to access our exam results.

 

[Ranger Stacie]

oh the fucken mozzies. try being allergic to mosquitoes and going to newcastle uni

 

[Emily.]

jess u know u dont have to pay it straight away......i usually just leave it until the middle of the semester lol

 

[hipsta_jess]

Yeah, I know, but:

a) I don't like getting a negative service indicator
b) I'm scared it will contribute towards a bad credit rating if I ever want to buy a house or something, lol

 

[Emily.]

oh as if lol

 

[The_highwayman]

Since when has UNCLE had the right to criticise a bad credit rating?

 

[hipsta_jess]

bwaaaahahahahaha, thats almost siggable!

 

[PrincessSJ]

OMG so yes!!

nice highwayman