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What's the worst trouble you've ever been in at school? (1 Viewer)
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Because she said so, I see you like to both start flames and continuously supply fuel to it, its boring.ellen.louise said:
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omg shock horror u at in the labs!!!!PrettyVacant said:
i sentance u to detention 4 LIFE!!!!!
bahahahahaha
the worst i have done is um...... drive my uncles work van, with his gf son, wen we were both underage.
and im not talkin paddick bashing or driving on some quiet country road....
im talking roads in outer sydney....
half an hour later we came bak with the bumper missing
bahahahahaha
good old times............
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Eh, well, there "was" once in YR10 when I threw a chair at a guy's head... I think he suffered a minor concussion XD And, of course, his other friends then jumped on me and beat some shit outta me. Funnily enough, none of us got into more trouble than a suspension. But, yeah, that's that, don't really wanna think about it now...
I guess the only trouble "I" caused was writing the YR11 end of year religion paper entirely in Jap XD And it wasn't even about religion, the stuff I wrote. I remember writing something along the lines of "Step one to making cockroach exoskeleton soup: Yell out your eight digit student number to everyone who walks past you until your throat is swollen" XD
Needless to say, the head of religion gave me a Sat detention... Which I promptly forgot ^.^; I called the school office at 9pm to check if he was still there XD Obviously, he wasn't, so I saw him on Mon, apologised for my shitty memory and bought him coffee as repayment, as well as agreeing to do another Sat detention. He never arranged another one XD So I somehow managed to skip Sat detention without even trying to ^.^;
I guess the only trouble "I" caused was writing the YR11 end of year religion paper entirely in Jap XD And it wasn't even about religion, the stuff I wrote. I remember writing something along the lines of "Step one to making cockroach exoskeleton soup: Yell out your eight digit student number to everyone who walks past you until your throat is swollen" XD
Needless to say, the head of religion gave me a Sat detention... Which I promptly forgot ^.^; I called the school office at 9pm to check if he was still there XD Obviously, he wasn't, so I saw him on Mon, apologised for my shitty memory and bought him coffee as repayment, as well as agreeing to do another Sat detention. He never arranged another one XD So I somehow managed to skip Sat detention without even trying to ^.^;
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Shhh ! Don't say that or everyone want to say shut the fuck up here and there.bringbackshred said:
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Congratulations on making no sense.f3nr15 said:
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Damn, that must suck -.-; I mean, sure, I reckon my YR12 yearmaster is wayyy to perverted, but he was actually nice enough to let me and a couple of sensible friends play poker at lunch. He even leaves a classroom opened for us to play and occasionally plays with us ._.;Bomberman said:
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I remember once in P.E we were discussing Masturbation and "Premature Ejaculation" (Wet Dreams)
And we were fortunate enough to have a hot young teacher (Damn she was fine) anyways to the story. I could tell she was trying to create a comfortable atmosphere, and the teacher was explaining how "masturbation is very normal and healthy", ofcourse we'd all heard the same thing before.
Anyways to the point of the story. I thought I could be a smart ass by blurting something out. I said "Yeah miss, I wank to you every night" the whole class in stitches at this point, and the teacher blushing. I took advantage of her silence and continued "I think about banging you from behind and squeezing your tits"
She went fucking bananas at that point. She grabbed be by my sleeve (I was wearing a school jumper) and she dragged me to the principals office. I was accused of sexual harassment, it was a fucking nightmare. To compound the issue she later took me to her office and was discussing why we can't openly talk about things like that. She was up close and I thought she was coming on to me. Instinctively I slided my hand up her blouse, and under her bra. She started slapping at me, reported it to the police, I got expelled... it's a long, long story.
So I got in one little sexual assault case and my mum got scared, and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air".
And we were fortunate enough to have a hot young teacher (Damn she was fine) anyways to the story. I could tell she was trying to create a comfortable atmosphere, and the teacher was explaining how "masturbation is very normal and healthy", ofcourse we'd all heard the same thing before.
Anyways to the point of the story. I thought I could be a smart ass by blurting something out. I said "Yeah miss, I wank to you every night" the whole class in stitches at this point, and the teacher blushing. I took advantage of her silence and continued "I think about banging you from behind and squeezing your tits"
She went fucking bananas at that point. She grabbed be by my sleeve (I was wearing a school jumper) and she dragged me to the principals office. I was accused of sexual harassment, it was a fucking nightmare. To compound the issue she later took me to her office and was discussing why we can't openly talk about things like that. She was up close and I thought she was coming on to me. Instinctively I slided my hand up her blouse, and under her bra. She started slapping at me, reported it to the police, I got expelled... it's a long, long story.
So I got in one little sexual assault case and my mum got scared, and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air".
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ahahaha xD
Everytime I think about it, it has me in hysterics
Funniest thing ever!
In Yr 8 when we had PE, me & my best friend got sick of
it so we walked outside to go for a "bathroom break" for
the rest of the period - gosh i hated PE & I don't miss it
haha... anyway,
everyone's school bags were in front of the gym:
there was one guy in our class who we both absolutely
hated and near his carelessly opened bag was a dead
mouse - put two & two together xD
My friend used a stick and pushed it into his bag & over
the next few days, he got a new school bag & we heard
that it had maggots inside - the authenticity of that -
unsure, but anyhow, it got the the teachers eventually
& I was blamed for doing it because I was there but my
friend confessed & so we both found ourselves in the
principals office
We were both meant to get afternoon detentions or
a weeks worth of detention but it was pretty unexpected
of us two to be doing such things because we were such
good students - ahh, good old innocent days of Yr 7 & 8
Back to the story again; The principal just gave us asked
why, lecured us etc, & we were like, umm... but he was
being a bully to us (*yes, that will do*) lol xD
So he was like, OK girls, next time come & see me about it
first before you take matters into your own hands etc
So we ended up spending one lunchtime outside his office
"reflecting on what we did" then, like they do, he let us go,
dropping the other detentions we were meant to do given
by our b*tch of a year co ordinator & he said never do it
again - if that opportunity ever arrised again, we probably
would have done it again
haha
classic
it was totally worth it too xD
It goes down as one of my most memorable moments of
highschool
Everytime I think about it, it has me in hysterics
Funniest thing ever!
In Yr 8 when we had PE, me & my best friend got sick of
it so we walked outside to go for a "bathroom break" for
the rest of the period - gosh i hated PE & I don't miss it
haha... anyway,
everyone's school bags were in front of the gym:
there was one guy in our class who we both absolutely
hated and near his carelessly opened bag was a dead
mouse - put two & two together xD
My friend used a stick and pushed it into his bag & over
the next few days, he got a new school bag & we heard
that it had maggots inside - the authenticity of that -
unsure, but anyhow, it got the the teachers eventually
& I was blamed for doing it because I was there but my
friend confessed & so we both found ourselves in the
principals office
We were both meant to get afternoon detentions or
a weeks worth of detention but it was pretty unexpected
of us two to be doing such things because we were such
good students - ahh, good old innocent days of Yr 7 & 8
Back to the story again; The principal just gave us asked
why, lecured us etc, & we were like, umm... but he was
being a bully to us (*yes, that will do*) lol xD
So he was like, OK girls, next time come & see me about it
first before you take matters into your own hands etc
So we ended up spending one lunchtime outside his office
"reflecting on what we did" then, like they do, he let us go,
dropping the other detentions we were meant to do given
by our b*tch of a year co ordinator & he said never do it
again - if that opportunity ever arrised again, we probably
would have done it again
haha
classic
it was totally worth it too xD
It goes down as one of my most memorable moments of
highschool
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