got drunk, got high, went urban explorin underground, ran into sum gang, made pals wif em, banged sum scabby lowies (thort me "aussie" accent was cute), went to scotland fo lyk a week, sorta explored round dere n edinburgh castle, got drunk, got high, banged around, took up a bartending job fo lyk a week or two, cldnt mix fo shit, went back to bein generally shit, storm came, flights cancelled, got stuck in a grannyflat till the storms left, finally got a flight home, sat on me couch, masturbated vigorously