pigs_can_fly,
it is with the greatest regret that i inform you that, after the last executive BoS meeting, we feel that your stellar performance is "diminishing the status of these forums somewhat"; and, as a result (following the example of the Gracchi brothers videlicet), your HSC will hence be terminated.
Your estimated UAI is: 30 or less.
The phone number of the Kids' HelpLine is: 1800 55 1800
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Seriously bro, a round of drinks after your 100 would be nice.
Oh, and a connection of your foot and Charle's face on December the 19th would be excellent too.
Cheers bro,
HIGH PRIDE!,
Frigid.
"Monica, thou shalt accept my heel!"