Would u rather a unicorn or a car? (1 Viewer)

[coolkoombaya]

just wondering, would u ppl rather a unicorn or a car? friend said, he wants a car, so he can pick up chicks, i figured girls lyk ponies/unicorns, so a unicorn would be a better chick pickup thingo. and i fink they can fly as well.

so, unicorn or a car?

 

[petar13]

...pick up chicks, i figured girls lyk ponies/unicorns...

Maybe 6-8 year olds. Which gets you into prison. I bet you'd wish you had a car once you were in prison.

 

[withoutaface]

Get the unicorn, sell it, buy a small African country, and name it "cunt".

 

[mr_brightside]

Waf's onto something there.

Buy the neighbouring country and call it "face"

 

[melimoo]

a unicorn's more environmentally friendly?
not to mention the cool factor.
i'd follow anyone with a unicorn fo' sho. Rattenfänger von hamelin style
also. carrots are less expensive than petrol. assuming thats what unicorns eat

 

[Mountain.Dew]

lol, this thread IS random.

you dont see a unicorn everyday, but you see cars everyday.

and besides, its much cooler to ride a unicorn than a car.

coolkoombaya, the creature ur talking about that flies is called a pegasus. unfortunately, no unicorn horn, but it has wings.

on second thoughts, the pegasus would be better

and yes, its cheaper to maintain a unicorn (than a car) as well, assuming that u treat it the same way as a horse.

 

[Not-That-Bright]

I'd buy the unicorn because girls think unicorns are sexy and maybe when he's done with her I can have a shot.

 

[Serius]

lol i prefer pegasus or on of his brood, they can fly! yeah thats right, fuck you Jetstar

and it would pick up girls heaps easy, and you could sell like, just pictures of it for millions and buy yourself an island... you could sell rides of it to rich peoples daughters, 8 mill a pop. fun fun fun

 

[acullen]

Waf's onto something there.

Buy the neighbouring country and call it "face"

Then buy the country on the other side and call it "Uara"

 

[7th Sign]

I would buy a MERC SLR...

 

[shortygb]

a car, a really sexy car, like an aston martin, that would work.

 

[stella8h8chang]

I would have the unicorn, and hire it out (although adhering strictly to animal welfare laws) like so that little children could have rides, take photos etc...

Then I would use this revenue to buy a car...

DAMN! Serius got the idea before me

 

[seremify007]

I'm thinking the same as stella8h8chang~ unicorn can make money which will help me buy a car?

 

[Purp|e]

i'd choose a unicorn over anything basically ... except maybe a talking pie, that would be pretty cool. but if the unicorn could talk, it would win.

 

[7th Sign]

or you could just have a really expensive car worth like 1 million

sell it and buy a car worth 100k eg a nice bmw then buy a invetments property worth 900k and use the equity from that to buy several more investemnts properties...

this would be a way faster way opf gettign money

 

[seremify007]

Nah.. talking pie.. someone could eat it by accident ><

 

[seremify007]

or you could just have a really expensive car worth like 1 million

sell it and buy a car worth 100k eg a nice bmw then buy a invetments property worth 900k and use the equity from that to buy several more investemnts properties...

this would be a way faster way opf gettign money

I think a real life unicorn could be worth more than a $1m car... considerably more? I mean if it's a one of a kind living creature which has magical powers... eheheh...

Besides, the prestige factor is there.

"I drive an Enzo" vs. "I have a real life unicorn"

 

[CieL]

Besides, the prestige factor is there.

"I drive an Enzo" vs. "I have a real life unicorn"

But the performance factor isnt there

 

[Pace_T]

I'd get the unicorn. I could ride it around the streets shouting "horsey horsey!" It can eat people's garden vegetables as it's form of fuel and I wouldn't have to pay rego or insurance. The transportation's minor bumps or scratches can heal themselves too.
I wonder if you can get them in manual?

 

[seremify007]

But the performance factor isnt there

Nothing is stopping you from modifying the unicorn :rofl: