Fail Customers (1 Viewer)

[x.christina]

Post your fail customer stories here. (Different to rant thread)

So, I work at a newsagents right.
Customer: Hey, do you sell newspapers?
Me: /facepalm

Customer: Hey, do you sell cards? I couldn't find them...
Me: They're kinda over there... on the wall... in front of you, you fuckwit

Customer: Where's the train station? (If you stand outside the shop and look to your right, it's right there. The train runs above the walkway, unless you're blind you can't NOT see it)
Me: Um, right in front of your eyes, just up on your right...

EDIT: if its in italics, I didn't actually say it

 

[Kiim2507]

KFC:
Customer: Hi can I please have a double beef and cheese (they weren't joking they meant bacon and cheese lol)

Customer: Hi do you sell any chicken that isn't fried? (This is before Cayan grill came out...um no it's just called Kentucky Fried Chicken)

Heaps of customers ask if we have anything vegetarian....like we have coleslaw and chips thats basically it but seriously why come to kfc for something vegetarian.

 

[wrxsti]

Post your fail customer stories here. (Different to rant thread)

So, I work at a newsagents right.
Customer: Hey, do you sell newspapers?
Me: /facepalm

Customer: Hey, do you sell cards? I couldn't find them...
Me: They're kinda over there... on the wall... in front of you, you fuckwit

Customer: Where's the train station? (If you stand outside the shop and look to your right, it's right there. The train runs above the walkway, unless you're blind you can't NOT see it)
Me: Um, right in front of your eyes, just up on your right...

Your just a fuckwit employee. Dumb Bitch!

 

[gcchick]

When I was working at Hungry Jack's:
Customer: Can I just grab a large Big Mac meal?

 

[-s2-]

Is this parra station?

 

[ambermorn]

"Is this 10 dollars?" (while picking up an item with a large ticket saying "$10" from a rack with 10 dollar signs all over it)

"Do you have FlyBuys?" (You're in a surf shop. Does this look like Coles to you?)

*Knocks on shutters* "Are you closed?" (Nah, I pull down the shutters just for shits and giggles).

Probably the funniest customers I have are those who pick up items from the Kmart stand and come to our tiny shop next door to pay for them...see the giant Kmart entrance behind the stand? Yeah, go there.

 

[x.christina]

Is this parra station?

Hell no.

 

[danal353]

KFC:
Customer: Hi can I please have a double beef and cheese (they weren't joking they meant bacon and cheese lol)

Customer: Hi do you sell any chicken that isn't fried? (This is before Cayan grill came out...um no it's just called Kentucky Fried Chicken)

Heaps of customers ask if we have anything vegetarian....like we have coleslaw and chips thats basically it but seriously why come to kfc for something vegetarian.

lol... i used to work at kfc

senario 1
customer: do you sell chicken
me: uh yes
customer: do you sell fish
me: .....no
customer: ah ok *walks away*
me: ... ... *bangs head on counter*

senario 2
customer: do you have anything vegetarian
me: um... we have coleslaw, chips, drinks, dessert...
customer: what about burgers?
me: no...

senario 3
customer: can i have a happy meal
me: a kids meal?
customer: nah a happy meal with the toy and all
me: um we have kids meals with toys, happy meals are from mcdonalds
customer:... *looks at me like i'm retarded*

 

[x.christina]

lol... i used to work at kfc

senario 1
customer: do you sell chicken
me: uh yes
customer: do you sell fish
me: .....no
customer: ah ok *walks away*
me: ... ... *bangs head on counter*

senario 2
customer: do you have anything vegetarian
me: um... we have coleslaw, chips, drinks, dessert...
customer: what about burgers?
me: no...

senario 3
customer: can i have a happy meal
me: a kids meal?
customer: nah a happy meal with the toy and all
me: um we have kids meals with toys, happy meals are from mcdonalds
customer:... *looks at me like i'm retarded*

ahahahaha oh god! I lol'd

 

[greekgun]

senario 3
customer: can i have a happy meal
me: a kids meal?
customer: nah a happy meal with the toy and all
me: um we have kids meals with toys, happy meals are from mcdonalds
customer:... *looks at me like i'm retarded*

o lol

 

[lala2]

senario 2
customer: do you have anything vegetarian
me: um... we have coleslaw, chips, drinks, dessert...
customer: what about burgers?
me: no...

I'm assuming it was before Zinger burgers came out?

 

[danal353]

I'm assuming it was before Zinger burgers came out?

zinger burgers aren't vegetarian

 

[Kiim2507]

lol... i used to work at kfc

senario 1
customer: do you sell chicken
me: uh yes
customer: do you sell fish
me: .....no
customer: ah ok *walks away*
me: ... ... *bangs head on counter*

senario 2
customer: do you have anything vegetarian
me: um... we have coleslaw, chips, drinks, dessert...
customer: what about burgers?
me: no...

senario 3
customer: can i have a happy meal
me: a kids meal?
customer: nah a happy meal with the toy and all
me: um we have kids meals with toys, happy meals are from mcdonalds
customer:... *looks at me like i'm retarded*

haha yeah one time a guy wanted this full complicated vegetarian burger so we made it and put the fillet on the side for his wife =\

 

[danal353]

haha yeah one time a guy wanted this full complicated vegetarian burger so we made it and put the fillet on the side for his wife =\

lol... yeah some customers get so picky

 

[lala2]

zinger burgers aren't vegetarian

woops my bad. I thought they were asking about "burgers", not "vegetarian burgers"

 

[jaredtomas]

"How much is this?" (pointing at an item which has a massive $7 sticker on it)
"Do you take EFTPOS?" (the machines are in full view on the counter)

 

[greekgun]

Who the fuck goes to a fast food place, where the specialize in chicken and even their name implies their main food is chicken, a place where the fucking me is set and asks for a vegetarian burger.
fucking ball breaking customers

 

[Ben Netanyahu]

hello is the roller-coaster in that building?
*points to the big top

o_0

 

[J.a.d.e :-)]

My friends vegetarian, she refuses to eat even the chips at KFC, because they're cooked in the same oil as the chicken.

 

[mr_robato]

My friends vegetarian, she refuses to eat even the chips at KFC, because they're cooked in the same oil as the chicken.

No the chip/cooker fryer at KFC and Oportos are seperate from the chicken grill/oven/fryer.

Tell her that, it's OK to eat chips!