Boys, what do you look for in a girl? (1 Viewer)

[BOS Negro]

i look for watermelon slicing ability in my bitch

 

[thongetsu]

lol bos negro!

 

[Grape juice]

(to people in usyd)

have any of you seen this obscene table vandalism in carslaw Lect theatre 159?
Its located on a table located at the " back-middle " left of the LT. and towards the "left end" of the table.
EDIT:
("left end"- from the view of the back of the LT)
anyway, the ad goes,

I'm 63 Years old, weighing 50 Stone, hairy guy, looking for a hot young blonde slut, with a nice rack and an unused kachichi.

and beside that was a drawing of professor Chris Cosgrove.:rofl:

i lolled so hard the first time i saw that

 

[boganxcore]

Sounds like fun- at least the first part

we get it alright

you're fucking lesbian

no one cares now so shut up

 

[moll.]

btw i've got a boyfriend. i'm just curious to know what other guys look for in a girl.

My penis.

 

[scuba_steve2121]

My penis.

ah ah see what he did there

 

[kyokaku92]

Personality: funny/entertaining/good to talk to, intelligent, cuteness couldn't hurt, loves me (no gold-diggers) and doesn't smoke

Looks: Natural is sexy :uhhuh:

Also is good in bed :uhhuh:

 

[myst1fy]

my muthabitch makes me a fuckin sandwich

 

[yups]

Personality: funny/entertaining/good to talk to, intelligent, cuteness couldn't hurt, loves me (no gold-diggers) and doesn't smoke

Looks: Natural is sexy :uhhuh:

Also is good in bed :uhhuh:

a lot of guys say this.. that means you like no makeup right?

 

[17028354]

a lot of guys say this.. that means you like no makeup right?

mhmm

little to none.

not like caked on

 

[Taketheatrain]

I thought it meant hairy legs+pits+vag.

 

[yups]

I thought it meant hairy legs+pits+vag.

HAHAHA OH YEAH . i never thought of it like that

 

[occer]

What about girls with longgggg jackets?

Such an annoyingly addictive songs.

No, the short skirt combination is required.

 

[lyounamu]

Someone who

1. is dedicated to relationship - always there for you
2. is smart enough to have share some great conversation - humour is essential
3. has great personality - always willing to help and try to understand

Those traits are much more important than look IMHO. Only role that look plays is getting people interested in that person at first sight...

 

[Taketheatrain]

No, the short skirt combination is required.

Also, with fingernails that shine like justice.

 

[supercalamari]

we get it alright

you're fucking lesbian

no one cares now so shut up

vadever

 

[Ritard_]

big titties

 

[supercalamari]

that too.
nice squishy vagina is most important though tbh

I thought most guys liked tight ones?

I dunno.

Surely a vagina is a vagina is a vagina.
Except if its got genital warts.

 

[postnatal]

I thought most guys liked tight ones?

I dunno.

Surely a vagina is a vagina is a vagina.
Except if its got genital warts.

good god i thought you were narnie for one sec. thank god you're not

 

[dydx]

Looks then personality.
She has to decent smart i.e not a bimbo.
Probably asian or my parents will smack me.