Make your own pick-up lines! (1 Viewer)

[Absolutezero]

y=|x|+sqrt(1-x²) and y=|x|-sqrt(1-x²) (domain between -1 and 1)

Graph it.

Ideally, this should work, but my Math skills are no longer up to par.

 

[Studentleader]

y=|x|+sqrt(1-x²) and y=|x|-sqrt(1-x²) (domain between -1 and 1)

Graph it.

Ideally, this should work, but my Math skills are no longer up to par.

I think something like cosX in polar coords makes a heart on its side

 

[Absolutezero]

Just tested mine on Wolfram; it works.

http://www4b.wolframalpha.com/Calcu...8dihd?MSPStoreType=image/gif&s=22&w=426&h=384

 

[Studentleader]

I think something like cosX in polar coords makes a heart on its side

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cardioid#Equations

 

[Absolutezero]

Sweet. There's a function for a 3D heart floating around somewhere as well I've seen.

 

[Studentleader]

Sweet.

failing 2nd year maths wasnt in vain!

 

[Absolutezero]

Not doing difficult Math since high school has made me forget so much.

 

[red-butterfly]

Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?

 

[Aquawhite]

Hey babe, let's subtract our clothes, add us together, divide your legs and multiply!

 

[Fried15]

 

[Shadowdude]

I lol'd.

 

[Chemical Ali]

these maths pickup lines are crap, what maths girl will want you when you can't make references to anything past year 11 maths?

watch this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BipvGD-LCjU

and if you don't get the references... well, do up to 3rd year uni algebra, lol

 

[terminator69]

I have your family.

 

[Studentleader]

these maths pickup lines are crap, what maths girl will want you when you can't make references to anything past year 11 maths?

watch this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BipvGD-LCjU

and if you don't get the references... well, do up to 3rd year uni algebra, lol

axiom of choice is so gay

 

[Azure]

Why doesn't embedding work anymore?

 

[Absolutezero]

Why doesn't embedding work anymore?

Embedding has been disabled in some subforums IIRC.

 

[Shadowdude]

My feelings for you can be described as the shape of the graph

 

[muhahahahahaha]

some weird ones that i have heard at my school are:
I saw you at arncliffe kebab shop, you looked hot cuz, wanna go out? (i used to go to a school with heaps of lebs lol)
At my formal I had some jackass come up to me and say, hey sxc you have nice legs...i was just like wtf, he was like im trying to pick you up.
Ive heard, I want your german babies.
Ive even been told "you ave long fingers, you need a long thing like mine to satisfy you"....i was like ewww and i walked away in utter disgust...gross...mind you pick up line 2 and 4 were from the same guy.

 

[Shadowdude]

You should've replied back, "If yours is the size of my finger, which is what you're implying... I pity you".

 

[Absolutezero]

You should've replied back, "If yours is the size of my finger, which is what you're implying... I pity you".

Unfortunately, this is the size of Muhaha's hand