Swizzle's Love Thread - Post anonymous messages to your secret crush (3 Viewers)

[annagurl]

Caucasian = Absolutezero
Asian = Annagurl

Kelvin and I make super cute eurasian babbys.
Look at child Nineteenthousandthreehundredandfiftynine, formally known as Geoffrey.

 

[Absolutezero]

Me next, please!

No worries. Jumb is a pretty cool name.

 

[Absolutezero]

Exactly. There are ways to get around the law. Although, we didn't name child 69, sixty-nine. We skipped that number and just named 69, seventy for the sake of that childs childhood years.

I was very disappointed that this happened.

/trolldad

 

[slyhunter]

I remember her
Hmm...

Will share later.

 

[annagurl]

No worries. Jumb is a pretty cool name.

Hmm. I like it. Jumb it is. But if it's a girl, she'll be known as Jumbea (Pronounced Jum-Bee-a)

I was very disappointed that this happened.

/trolldad

Thank god I name all the odd numbered children, or poor seventy would be the laughing stock of everything

 

[slyhunter]

I have decided to hire Liam Nesson to help solve my problems.

y/n?

 

[annagurl]

I have decided to hire Liam Nesson to help solve my problems.

y/n?

If you adopt 300 of my children, I will solve your problems for you.
Look, Kelvin even loaded them on the ute for you.
http://www.oocities.org/televisioncity/set/6060/carwash.JPG

 

[slyhunter]

My problems are paramount, you can solve them but I highly doubt you will.

Also, I don't think Abs looks like Cletus.

 

[annagurl]

My problems are paramount, you can solve them but I highly doubt you will.

Also, I don't think Abs looks like Cletus.

I'll solve them if you adopt three hundred of my children, like I said.

Sly, he didn't look like Cletus until child 10003 came. Now look what happened:
Before:

After:

 

[slyhunter]

Abs is Caucasian.

Very well, will train 300 Spartans to die.

 

[annagurl]

Light Yagami is caucasian in appearance, what are you talking about? LOL
Nuu. You must not kill my children.

 

[Absolutezero]

Also, I don't think Abs looks like Cletus.

Oh, I wish. That tattoo, that overbite, the matching shoes.

Also, Sly, look at your situation objectively. It probably isn't as big a deal as you think. Try it, it actually helps.

 

[slyhunter]

Light Yagami is caucasian in appearance, what are you talking about? LOL
Nuu. You must not kill my children.

Anime is a bad portrayal of such.

There is no choice in the matter.

Oh, I wish. That tattoo, that overbite, the matching shoes.

Also, Sly, look at your situation objectively. It probably isn't as big a deal as you think. Try it, it actually helps.

I have..sort of. I discovered things though that strongly prevent me from complete objectivity though.

 

[annagurl]

hahaha, look what popped up when I searched half asian half white babies:

I immediately thought of jaundice.

 

[Absolutezero]

Jaundy baby

 

[Hagaren]

Some say the x, make the sex
Spec-tacular, make me lick you from yo neck
To yo back, then ya, shiverin, tongue deliverin
Chills up that spine, that ass is mine
Skip the wine and the candlelight, no Cristal tonight
If its alright with you, we fuckin (that's alright)
Deja vu, the blunts sparked, finger fuckin in the park
Pissy off Bacardi Dark
Remember when I used to play between yo legs
You begged for me to stop because you know where it would head
Straight to yo mother's bed
At the Mariott, we be lucky if we find a spot
Next to yo sister, damn I really missed the
way she used to rub my back, when I hit that
Way she used to giggle when yo ass would wiggle
Now I know you used to sweets at the Parker Meridian
Trips to the Carribean, but tonight, no ends

 

[slyhunter]

Thanks Abs, looked at it objectively and I can conclude I overreacted (in terms of emotional anguish at least). I am still rather angry about the situation however.

Sleep and a day does wonders for the mind.

 

[Absolutezero]

Thanks Abs, looked at it objectively and I can conclude I overreacted (in terms of emotional anguish at least). I am still rather angry about the situation however.

Sleep and a day does wonders for the mind.

Glad to hear you're doing a bit better.

 

[slyhunter]

I've put things into perspectives and now know what I need to do.

 

[Absolutezero]

I've put things into perspectives and now know what I need to do.

Well I hope it all works out in one way or another.