On the conference call with a client and bosses:
Client: [rather distressed] I've been unlawfully fired, and would like to sue for unfair dismissal.
Boss: What happened?
Client: My supervisor told me that I was being fired for being ineffective, dishonesty, and performing tasks inefficiently. But it's all bullshit
Me: How do you know that, m'am?
Client: It's because I smoke, and took a few smoke breaks a day.
Me: Where abouts did you work, m'am?
Client: NSW Cancer Council
Me: *facepalm*
Boss: *bashes head onto desk*