feminism (2 Viewers)

[cosmo kramer]

never understood why that line was in team rocket's pledge

hey guys we're going to unite all of the people of pokeland together into one cohesive entity

first thing we'll do to achieve this is go around harassing people and stealing their pokemon and appropriating the control of corporate office towers for our own nefarious purposes

 

[SylviaB]

imho I think they had a deeply flawed business model

 

[Lentern]

never understood why that line was in team rocket's pledge

hey guys we're going to unite all of the people of pokeland together into one cohesive entity

first thing we'll do to achieve this is go around harassing people and stealing their pokemon and appropriating the control of corporate office towers for our own nefarious purposes

There was an episode where they run into two other team rocket members who were supposedly actually competent at the job and in that episode they fight over the language of the motto, suggesting Jesse and James had actually cocked it up. The others I think said "to divide all people within our nation"

 

[cosmo kramer]

the pokemon world economy was weird

it seemed to revolve entirely around pokemon

oh hey the pokecentres over there

department stores full of items for pokemon raising/breeding/training

where's the clothes store huh i have a hole in my pants

i need to buy some fucking bread and all i can get are these potions

 

[Phoenix Fury]

the pokemon world economy was weird

it seemed to revolve entirely around pokemon

oh hey the pokecentres over there

department stores full of items for pokemon raising/breeding/training

where's the clothes store huh i have a hole in my pants

i need to buy some fucking bread and all i can get are these potions

ahahahahah
dont neva change cosmo bby

 

[funkshen]

tbqh the pokemon world is more like a Marinetti-esque dystopia

 

[cosmo kramer]

didnt the marinettis link with mussolini lol

 

[SylviaB]

 

[cosmo kramer]

lt. surge isnt even his real name i bet

more like ichiro tokugawa, decorated "hero" of unit 731 (now in hiding in a pokemon gym)

 

[SylviaB]

He betrayed America by giving Japan access to its power grids (powered by electric pokemon), in exchange for safe passage to Japan.

And adopted the psuedonym surge for protection

 

[mirakon]

the pokemon world economy was weird

it seemed to revolve entirely around pokemon

oh hey the pokecentres over there

department stores full of items for pokemon raising/breeding/training

where's the clothes store huh i have a hole in my pants

i need to buy some fucking bread and all i can get are these potions

this is quite possibly the greatest post of the last month

 

[funkshen]

didnt the marinettis link with mussolini lol

yep. except substitute man and machine for man and pokemon.

a point in time where, through our mastery of technology (pokemon) we have transcended our primitive humanity and all that is left is the relentless excercise of naked power infinitely reproduced.

the exercise of violence (pokebattle) for the sake of excellence in violence (pokebattle) through which the true pinnacle of humanity is realised (the elite 4)


http://cscs.umich.edu/~crshalizi/T4PM/futurist-manifesto.html

 

[cosmo kramer]

hahaha i remember this now

WE GLORIFY MEN

WE GLORIFY WAR