Zombie in Miami? (2 Viewers)

[b00m]

Maybe the guy was a troll and he thought he would like to fuck with everyone and pretend that he was a zombie.

and in the process swallow chunks of flesh, be balls naked and pretend to emit an animalistic growl whilst taking 6 bullets to the body nude

seems legit.

obviously you are joking but lol

 

[soloooooo]

The photos aren't very nice.

 

[EpikHigh]

Yes, because eating someone's face and getting shot at 7 times is an effective troll

Seemed to work because I'm sure people really do think he was a zombie lol.

 

[mirakon]

Yes but being a zombie is super cereal business, and not a matter for the petty art of trolling

 

[KatherinePierce]

Yes, because eating someone's face and getting shot at 7 times is an effective troll

Only 1-3 got the guy.

 

[DavDav]

Don't worry i'm stacking up on pea shooters and other plant goodies to repel these bastards away. Plants v.s Zombies baby~

 

[pony_magician]

Seemed to work because I'm sure people really do think he was a zombie lol.

except for the fact that 90% of people are joking and the other 10% are retarded

 

[asparagus_alert]

so it was a new type of lsd jason russell the naked guy took not pcp

 

[Examine]

One of my friends told me about this at school, and showed a picture of the guy's face after being eaten. So terrible.

 

[Stelleee]

HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that just made my day! Definitely drug-related though I reckon

 

[Stelleee]

Imagine someone coming up to you and eating you...you'd be like bro..
I sometimes wonder what human flesh tastes like though.

IN A COMPLETELY NON-WEIRD WAY

 

[MysteryGenius]

Imagine someone coming up to you and eating you...you'd be like bro..
I sometimes wonder what human flesh tastes like though.

IN A COMPLETELY NON-WEIRD WAY

is that even possible

 

[Wight]

Zombies...

 

[khorne]

I'm really happy for you

and Ima let u finish

but http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Tim_McLean was the best zombie of all time

of all time

 

[b00m]

Imagine someone coming up to you and eating you...you'd be like bro..
I sometimes wonder what human flesh tastes like though.

IN A COMPLETELY NON-WEIRD WAY

apparently it tastes like chicken

 

[ClockworkSoldier]

... But chicken tastes like everything.

 

[b00m]

I'm really happy for you

and Ima let u finish

but http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Tim_McLean was the best zombie of all time

of all time

I love how the article says he's mental health is improving

and then the article ends with this line

In an interview Li spoke for the first time saying that he began hearing "the voice of God" in 2004 and that he wanted to save the people from an alien attack.[29]

yep still crazy

 

[b00m]

... But chicken tastes like everything.

It's a generic taste. Maybe you should ask a cannibal.

By all reports answers have ranged from chicken to pork

 

[Lolsmith]

long pig

 

[khorne]

It's a generic taste. Maybe you should ask a cannibal.

By all reports answers have ranged from chicken to pork

the german dude says veal