How to start a Facebook conversation with your crush (3 Viewers)

[readmod]

How?

Don't say "say hi", I mean, how to start it so it won't be awkward/be short

 

[Absolutezero]

l;kjhytfds


Sorry, my cat jumped on the keyboard.

how's things?


/beta

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

hai :3

 

[nexus_lad_69]

l;kjhytfds


Sorry, my cat jumped on the keyboard.

how's things?

/beta

genius.

 

[Azure]

how is "hi" awkward

isn't that how normal people start convos?

 

[Arcorn]

...Why does this board attract aspies?

 

[Absolutezero]

...Why does this board attract aspies?

This is the question to start your facebook chat with.

 

[Selador]

Don't bother. If you really need to ask this question then I can tell you are going to get friend zoned pretty quickly.

 

[Absolutezero]

Tell her you made a chrome extension to track her period, and you're going to send her the link. That ought to get the conversation flowing.

 

[pony_magician]

'hi i like like you
for your high IQ and you're
quite fine too. date me?'

girls dig poetry

 

[TheGreatest99.95]

hey I just added you, and this is crazy but heres my number (04xxxxxxx) so text me maybe?

roses are red
facebook is blue
im shredded as fuark
and id like to fu*k you

if it goes badly just pretend ya facey got hacked

 

[Solution]

'hi i like like you
for your high IQ and you're
quite fine too. date me?'

girls dig poetry

How hard is it?

Just pop up and say " Heyy " then, yeah...

Pony's suggestion works too.

 

[abbeyroad]

just talk to her and tell her you're interested you aspie. either she's interested and would be like 'omgzzz meee 2222" or she'll blow you off.

she might also give you mixed signals in which case schrodinger's cat applies.

 

[KatherinePierce]

Lol. Starting convos is extremely hard for me.
I'm way too shy even on the net - this is if I like you, or I have before, or shit's just complicated.

Saying just "Hi" seems awkward, idk, maybe it's because I'm awkward?

Friends say I sometimes hit "anime girl shyness" even when it has to do with conversing online... D:.

 

[Shadowdude]

"hi"

or, alternatively, use their name in a beckoning fashion. for example: "shadowdudeeeeeeeee"

 

[KatherinePierce]

"hi"

or, alternatively, use their name in a beckoning fashion. for example: "shadowdudeeeeeeeee"

Sounds too keen, imo.

 

[hayabusaboston]

I just say "Sup mary! you know the funniest thing happened to me today...(Put in funny possibly fictional anecdote of the days events)... how was your day? hopefully not as crazy as mine! LOL"

OR SOMETHING


god

its not that hard to just say "Hi! How've you been?"

 

[jenslekman]

"hi"

or, alternatively, use their name in a beckoning fashion. for example: "shadowdudeeeeeeeee"

you're my hero.

 

[eshay lad 69]

get naked and invite them to a webcam chat and just be like 'woops haha lol'
'

 

[Shadowdude]

Sounds too keen, imo.

fine

how about

"hi "

it's the smiley face