Recent content by guruj790

i got a 99 average for my school certificate cause it was seriously the easiest thing ever. doing HSC this year. curently on assessment average of 89 :)

epic fail. burn

:)

you can't invent anal sex douchebag.

small penis?

PS!!!!!!! THE GAME

lol trolls

lemon

Paris hilton for death

amen.

i'd put $1000 on that buddy. one day she'll go 'ok lets kiss' and he'l go 'but your face isn't rough enough, here; put this lube to good useage.'

you idiot. have you thought about how he feels? one word: selfish. seriously. not all guys want to just get in bed and fuck, maybe you should at least do him the privelege of a kiss. btw, he's boning somebody behind your back, i'd bet my arm on it.

if you were a computer, you would be epic WinZIP. lame, lame, lame. you should not be proud of your score, because the imagination doesn't count.

easy garden state. try this: its hard ;-) "Fuck a lotta women, kid, I have no reason to lie to you. Not just one, a lotta women... Are you getting it? Is it going in anywhere? No, don't show me the pad. I don't wanna see the fucking pad. "

thats the easiest quote ever: BASEKETBALL lol try this: " The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is...