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  1. guruj790

    Do people that do good in their SC generally do well in their HSC?

    i got a 99 average for my school certificate cause it was seriously the easiest thing ever. doing HSC this year. curently on assessment average of 89 :)
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    Battle of the Lesbians? haha

    you can't invent anal sex douchebag.
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    have you ever cried at school?

    small penis?
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    Tips for first timers

    PS!!!!!!! THE GAME
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    Tips for first timers

    lol trolls
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    Your Parents Or Him

    lemon
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    Death Metal!!!

    Paris hilton for death
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    Should virginity be regarded as a virtue in modern society?

    i'd put $1000 on that buddy. one day she'll go 'ok lets kiss' and he'l go 'but your face isn't rough enough, here; put this lube to good useage.'
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    Should virginity be regarded as a virtue in modern society?

    you idiot. have you thought about how he feels? one word: selfish. seriously. not all guys want to just get in bed and fuck, maybe you should at least do him the privelege of a kiss. btw, he's boning somebody behind your back, i'd bet my arm on it.
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    Doing the deed at work?

    if you were a computer, you would be epic WinZIP. lame, lame, lame. you should not be proud of your score, because the imagination doesn't count.
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    Movie Quote Game

    easy garden state. try this: its hard ;-) "Fuck a lotta women, kid, I have no reason to lie to you. Not just one, a lotta women... Are you getting it? Is it going in anywhere? No, don't show me the pad. I don't wanna see the fucking pad. "
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    Movie Quote Game

    thats the easiest quote ever: BASEKETBALL lol try this: " The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is...
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    Corey to star in new British ad campaign

    what a dickhead i'd like to smash him
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    HSC and Family Pressure/Expectations

    Re: Pressure From Parents MICHAEL1990: "" my parents are well off. Both held and still do Senior Executive Positions and owned companies. BUT WOULD NEVER BUY ME SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!! as my mum always says, it has to be EARNED not given Michael otherwise you wont know the real...
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    Rubics Cube

    hello kurt physics the only closely related branch behind solving the cube is possibly series and sequences lol.... but in all seriousness, i can do the cube... i taught myself using the internet, took bout 2 weeks, and then it is purely memory based. at first took me about 5 mins to get it...
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    Sleeping TIME???

    insightful but for the record, and my pattern is conventional to the article, i find it very hard to got to bed b4 11, but very easy to get up and go for a surf at 5 am, after 5 hours of sleep. am very tired from 10-1, then i thrive and get better round 3, rest for an hour, and by 6 i'm ready to...
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    Official Apology Thread

    mate you can't understand basic logic... wtf u must be some dumb asian from chingsford.... although i am against the apology, an apology does not mean you are taking a responsibilty for something... if your best friend's mum dies what do you say? 'oh i'm sorry' so are you saying you killed her...
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