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Anal sex. Bareback.

cunts?

Every day should be BJ day! Everyone would be sooo relaxed there'd never be any arguments, and all the women would get there fill of protein and such.

Head. Nah, suck him off.

OMG UR SINGLE?!?! LOL U MUST BE THE ONLY SINGLE PERSON IN DA WORLD! LOL Well, you and Komaticom... hey, you guys should hook up! He's in need of secks.

Me and my girlfriend have now been dating (or going out if you prefer) for just over four months now. Our relationship started off pretty much like a fairy tale, but very recently i've stumbled across something that really has me beat, I'll get to that soon though. We worked with each other for...

So this is what you do; 1. Smuggle boyfriend through bedroom window (if on second story use pogo stick) 2. Spent night having hard and fast, but quiet, sex 3. Fall asleep together, nakie 4. Wait till your parents wake up for breakfast then send your boyfriend out into the kitchen to get...

So many asians... we had some non-asian hotties in economics though :) I counted in that room, it was like 14 to 56 ratio of white to asian. I was bored. I started in the commerce theatre but way to many people, go to 6 : 36 then gave up. You missed a gold joke in the Eco one, this guy was...

Haha, I love lame jokes, I almost pissed myself trying to contain my laughter over that one about it seeming like a longer life. Seriously the "A man walks into a bar... ouch" joke gets me every time, can't help but indulge in some kneeslappingly good laughter.

That claim is useless without pictures :P My post has been edited accordingly, sorry babe.

Ooooh there's an idea, he could get her something to douche with, the gift of freshness on Valentines day is surely a gift worth giving!

They sure do. I don't think 'Science Geek' is used to reading such flattering terms. She's probably gone red as a tomato sitting as her computer, all flushed like a teenage boy because she now has a crush on you broggiebear.

Drop the commitment and you're on to a winner!

Atleast you know they'd be experienced; I bet they'd pound young, supple, male ass better then a gay pornstar.

Flowers will definetly give her the wrong idea! If you just buy her a necklace or earings then she knows that while she has to give you head as repayment you aren't interested in a relationship. It's a win win situation; she gets jewelery, you get your cock polished.

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FUCKING RIGHT ON!!!! You sir, are a champion.

I'm a lot arrogant about a lot of things; it's a well known fact though that red headed people (ie. ginger kids) are genetically inferior to us normals. Jesus knew it, Hitler knew it, hell even Bono knows it.

I saw, like, a billion red headed chicks at the UNSW lecture things. Everyone was either not Australian (read: white) or red headed. What the fuck? Was there like some underground meeting thing where all the red heads in australia decided to meet in the CLB? They're just so... inferior...

My dad didn't make me videotape him raping my brother the night our offers came out, so that was a gift or sorts.