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*laughs* You're getting used as easy, and easy to manipulate, fresh young pussy. Wow really does suck to be you right now. I'd confront your boyfriend about his intentions... I sincerely hope you weren't a virgin because you've just been totally played. I can't believe you'd be so submissive as...

Cut yourself and leave him a bloody note that says "without you i'm dead" and then he'll probably stick around out of guilt

That's got no flair to it, use a spork *thumbsup*

It wasn't funny the first time, and it just keeps getting worse. Come on Arg, find something new or stay out of L&R threads =P

That's how Google AdSense works sweetie *pats on head*

Haha, never noticed your sig before argo :P I can't believe you got to drive a Veyron! I'm insanely jealous.

And that brings me to another point which that dumb soon to be aborted bitch brought up; something about porn raising male expectations of how women should act in the bedroom. Have you ever watched porn fucktard? Have you seen the penis' on those guys? Sat through hours of constant pounding...

Oh oh when Bart turkey slaps Lisa and says "Gobble gobble." Fucking gold.

Are you fucking crazy? There's 274 more days before you need to begin preparing for the HSC. Don't waste your afternoons with your head stuck in a book because the HSC doesn't mean shit, it's not worth the effort, trust me.

Haha, muffin top. Supre chicks are sluttacular. But a lot of guys have a thing for hot sluts, so it's all good.

You know in all likelihood he's probably sticking his dick in another girl don't you? That's why when you talk to him he'd have a cheerful, happy disposition.

I've been thinking about it for a while now, and i've decided that i'm going to have Dynamic22 aborted.

You are so fucking whipped.

Firstly, Haha, owned. I'm one of those 17 or 18 year olds and sure I could choose to not watch porn, and to not masterbate, but why deny myself that pleasure? Until such a time where as I am living with my girlfriend and getting sex multiple times daily i'll be periodically blowing my load...

In all honesty i'd like to have a lot of people here on the BOS forum aborted. I'm still confused as to why post-birth abortion isn't acceptable in this day and age. On a slightly more serious note, if my girlfriend were to fall pregnant it would be quickly and thoroughly aborted. I don't...

IN MY PANTS, LOL Seriously though, i'll give you 10bucks per load swallowed.

It'd be a good read, that's for sure.

Yeah that's what I thought the first time, but can't really taste anything anymore. It's all good :) Does require a bit of an effort to make her feel comfortable the first few times because most females think that men hate giving oral (girl mags perpetuate this myth). I enjoy it, in the same...

Aww that's so cute. I'm quite impressed that as a female you managed to both use a computer and were able to post on an internet based forum. I want to ruffle your hair and give you a cookie. No no, you deserve it, really you do. A cookie and some sort of medal, a shiney gold statue of a man...

If you've been together for that long and are commited to each other so much so that you've gotten married I don't think bad sex will be much of a big deal. And it's not like it would be a big deal to sort it out considering they have their whole lives together ahead of them. Unless the woman is...