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Ouch babe, that really hurts. Can we have sex sometime? Haha, I don't know if Agg would appreciate you moving threads in from other forums.

Exactly, and then once she's comfortable, you stand pull out your wang and slap her across the face with it. Chicks love that sort of stuff!

One =) But it's oh so gooood. Two if you count what I did to my friends "realistic life size front entry vagina and anus" that we got him for his birthday ;-) Haha, well not really, I was tempted too, but just gave it a really good fingering instead. That fake skin stuff felt wieeerd. But if you...

As already said it could be something else causing you to be late (iron deficiency anemia anyone?) But what hasn't been said yet is the mere fact of worrying about it and stressing out can make you miss periods. Go see your doctor.

Kick her right in the fucking face, then while she's on the ground take the chance to step on her ovaries. Punk ass bitches like that need to respect a well groomed negro such as yourself.

My girlfriend doesn't mind, last week during uh, the 5th inning when my penis decided to randomly give out on me while changing position and didn't wanna come out and play any more she looks at me with her cute face an says "maybe we should watch porn?". But it's okay, took a bit of...

There's something wrong with your post Stazi... it desn't have your number in it ;) Seriously, PM me some time we'll get together for sex and a pizza.

Dionised would be an extremely bad idea considering there are many different types of metal on the motherboard and components, it wouldn't last long. "Fluid XP" is a clear non-conductive water like substance, it's used as a precaution in water cooling setups where there isn't a possibility to...

That's a stupid idea, better off submerging your PC in a clear non conductive fluid, then dying a fully hectic UV reactive colour, would need to seperately water cool the cpu with a proper loop.

And it is for both those reasons that I dislike condoms, they are tres gay. It so much more intimate without, and there's a very heavy trust thing that takes place subconciously. The only downside I see to not using a condom, is that there is then no limit on the amount of times sex can be...

i scoooored!!!! *dances*

Oh god dude, you could be making a huge mistake if you tell her now! Wait till after your 6months or whatever in the special forces, then come back, and kill the over guy in front of her by breaking his neck in 12 different places using just your two pinky fingers. She will be so fucking hot...

Nothing mentionable? Tell us all the details you kinky minx you.

Will you be my bed buddy?

Believe me, my 92.25 was complete self tuition, except funnily enough for english ext2 which I got a 49/50, my teacher proofread my story once so I can't say that was all me. Anywho, basically i'm pissed because UNSW don't consider my EAS at all, apparently (despite what the UAC believes) being...

"Hey, my girlfriend was horribly disfigured in a fire last week, if I dump her will you go out with me?" It works... trust me :cool:

Sarcasm and hyperbole are totally lost on you people. What are you fucking mentally retarded or something? I could go through my post more slowly if need be, point out all the subtle intricacies (yeah I can't spell, I went to a piss poor school). I like bumping old threads. Also, one of...

I got in under EAS for going to a shit school, basically the way I figure it, i'm much more deserving of UAI assistancing then you are djravine. You should be happy that you're alive, not worrying about your career. On the otherhand, my school places 2nd last in its region, and we only did...

No I don't have the UAI for that :) I'm an ACCESS student but I got 92.25, the Bcom courses under access were like 93.25 or something. I'm putting Commerce first, but I doubt i'll get into it. This is the Science Advanced course, but you do a maths and finance stream, where from what I can tell...

I am thinking of donig Adv Science Maths and Finance at UNSW, and was wondering if it would be possible to transfter to Bcom after 1 semseter. I would have fully completed ACCT1501 Accounting and Financial Management 1A, ECON1101 Microeconomics 1 and part of ECON1102 Macroeconomics 1 from what I...