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Dude just pull it out and say "make it quick because i need to go piss like a pregnant woman". Chicks love that stuff. On a less serious note however, do as the above said and just talk to her. If you've already hooked up she obviously likes you. Maybe her friends told her you had crabs or...

Yeah but the vouchers aren't good for BP. And BP Ultimate is the only stuff i let anywhere near my car. Bah, so expensive, $1.17 on tuesday, cost me just under $55 bux to get the tank to full (already had a bit in it) and depending on how i drive my baby i may only get 300km's out of it (as much...

Girl on girl is certainly not cheating. It's exciting and pleasing to the eye. I'd crack the shits if i wasn't around to see it however. As punishment she'd have to re-enact it :D

Seriously??? No wonder so many morons are still alive, they keep going across the wrist!! Fools!!

Pfft, you just pull it out when there not looking and go stand really close behind them. Chicks love that. ...I'm so alone.

Oooh, now this makes me think. Ummm, first crush ay, that would be... gah so long ago, jess or candice, no wait before that, umm, haley, haley mccrystal i think. Oh god she was hot. I have nfi where she is, but she's old, reeeal old. Like we were in the same class but she was two or three years...

Sorry for qouting something 11 pages back, but meh :) HAHAHA, midget porn is quite possibly the funniest, nay it is the funniest, thing ever invented. Seriously, if you need to laugh, then watch midget porn, just not black midget porn, because they have penis' longer then there arms and it's...

Curse words would make it a rant, and focus on the parents instead of your own happiness. Jesus you people don't know how to have the shits :)

I couldn't agree with you more. But to make that sound more ranty could you change it to "and then butter asked me out, and i was like grrrr i like syrup cause she's better, but then butter was like no my batter's gonna be bitter and then this chick betty came over and slapped her and it was a...

Something happen to you recently in relation to love or friendship, then let it out here. Someone of the same or opposite sex express there love for you when they know damn well its unrequited, let it out here. Being ignored by someone you just wish you could call your *friend (where asterix...

Indeed, don't know when it happened but all of a sudden it seems colours don't mean anything any more. When i used to think of pink i'd think of a blonde haired big brested nicely tanned chick, not some unshaven greasy haired metrosexual who puts creams and such on his face at 18 to stop ageing.

Well as far as australian brands go i think you get what you pay for. I have a (quicksilver?) jumper that's lasted 3 years (this is the forth) and its still in mint condition. As soon as you go for american and european brands your paying very inflated prices because of goverment tarrifs...

Oh and another interesting tid bit, his last words before he died were "Heil Hitler"... such scum covering the heads and chests of our young female population :(

Whenever i see someone wearing a Von Dutch shirt I can't help but boil with rage. I see 12 year old girls walking around with Von Dutch stuff on with absolutely no idea about the history of what they're wearing!!! Von Dutch was a racist drunk who spraypainted car's for a living, he is not...

So those not in the prep school can't afford socks after paying out exorbadent amounts of cash to go to a shit school?

Shhh!! If you had of kept your damn mouth shut women everywhere would of been believing that crap, and guy's everywhere would of been a lot happier, and Australia would stop caring about every little natural disaster that occurs overseas and Jesus' second coming would of been upon us!!! But...

Sif, i have to pass through there on our red shield appeal door knock thing and there all a bunch of tossed up school uniform on the weekend wearing ass jockey's who's socks are too high. There was heaps of chicks there, but they were heaps heaps ugly looking.

Pfft, thats nothing, come the end of the year i'll be rocketing along near 20mbit a second :D iiNet DSLAM + ADSL v2+ = :eek:

Hmm, i see that this thread stayed on track :) Whats with chicks and sex on the beach? Do they not comprehend the sand or what? Driving somewhere with a car full of chicks and i hear (very randomly i might add) chick a "Oh my god, how good would it be to have sex at the beach?" chick b...

I'm pretty certain, all the people i know who've converted in later life have had to get the chop.