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Marcus will only skank dance if damnation persuades him with a whip.

Marcus feels "diirty", like Christina Aguilera - except less girly.

Marcus states that that can be easily fixed, ;).

They come with hoses to water your garden, and nuts to tighten your loose screws. They also come with all other necessary hardware, and they will surely be able to get your plumbing flowing again.

Marcus is a Greek tragedy. "Write me, Euripides!"

And Marcus thought that HE was sad...

Truly; and Marcus is ashamed to admit it.

Evan's word usage is exciting...lolz...but besides that, Marcus has nothing of particular interest to report.

So many interesting things have been happening to you guys! Marcus wishes he could say the same about himself, lolz.

Who knows what a "hound" means in Evan's twisted, oversexed vocabulary. *Hurry up Estelle, you're not getting any younger!

Who's Albert and why isn't he Marcus' bitch? *Too late Lynn. I think everyone saw it, lolz.

*See last comment.

Hurry up Evan...your wit comes as quickly as Estelle Getty on an escalator.

Yeah, like Evan's ego - there's one hell of a pruning job.

Thanks. Well, actually - it's more like returning to the jungle. I-PR has always been a jungle; the extent of its' confusedness depends upon the extent of Marcus' attendance.

Marcus leaves for a week and this place becomes a confused jungle without trees... "Oh, hello Lynn," :D.

*flaps like a deranged bird*

"O woe!", says Marcus. "How this thread has withered in the winter of my absence! What has become of the tree that once grew tall and green at gardens' heart?" chorus: its' roots have withered "And what of the fiery fruits that once blossomed from its' branches?" chorus: the...

I follow my own style too...which explains why I have no style :(, hehe.

I love existential rants :p. PM me if interested. PS: Not a fan of either Communism or Nazism.