we've got the shittest jersey system for the shittest reasons.
so, we're only allowed to get either our first name or surname or nothing on the back of our jerseys. not even middle names. personally, i don't want any random wanker to be able to yell out my name or even know it, but it'd look crap if there was nothing on the back.
we're only allowed to wear them on <i>fridays</i>. no other day, and if you dpn't wear it on that day, well suckkkass.
the reason: last year's girls looked "scruffy" in theirs, according to some disgruntled members of the public.
fucking assholes.