Britney Spears gives birth to baby boy... (reports) (1 Viewer)

[go_swans]

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=62668

 

[tasha1188]

yeh...im happy for her...i want to see the baby...wonder if its cute...coz britney USED to be pretty...what did they name him??

 

[Serius]

i thought britney was a virgin and didnt smoke?

all hail virgin mother britney! bringer of the chosen one!

 

[mmm_sofay]

i read she was going to name her baby Preston.
or something queer like that.

 

[tempco]

as long as her kid doesn't head off into the music industry at the age of 10, i don't mind the baby.

 

[stazi]

i thought she was just getting fat

 

[spell check]

unless she is releasing a recording of the birth as a single this doesn't matter

 

[erawamai]

they should have called the baby Cleetus.

 

[SashatheMan]

*NEWS FLASH*


the baby is a mutant

 

[pretty pink]

shes so stupid...having a C section because she didnt want to have to go through the pain of a natural birth...either shes gonna be having plastic surgery for the scars or bye bye belly showin tops..

 

[Malazn Pleasure]

yeh...im happy for her...i want to see the baby...wonder if its cute...coz britney USED to be pretty...what did they name him??

they called the baby Dingus Squat Junior.

 

[thejosiekiller]

lol dingus

 

[Lundy]

2 months later, husband runs off with another woman, britney files for divorce, extremely spoilt kid grows up in the spotlight, mooches off his parent's fortune for a living, turns to drugs and becomes another superstar child fatality. The cycle of life continues.

 

[thejosiekiller]

2 months later, husband runs off with another woman, britney files for divorce, extremely spoilt kid grows up in the spotlight, mooches off his parent's fortune for a living, turns to drugs and becomes another superstar child fatality. The cycle of life continues.

cant wait ti watch this kids life on entertainment tonight!

 

[ameh]

or on <insert britney's mutant child's name here> reality TV show

 

[fantasia]

mom i'd like to...

 

[persephone]

I wonder if the kid will be well adjusted when he grows up. Or will he be one of those weird, in need of therapy celebrity children. Famous only because their parents or parent was famous.

 

[erawamai]

The initials of the kid are PMS. Enough said.

 

[Loz#1]

I wanted her to have a girl. Now this kid is probably going to turn out like his trailer trash daddy.

 

[hiphophorray123]

wow just wow i never expected her to ever give birth, i mean, i knew she was pregnant but just wow.