Call to ban porn from newsagents' shelves (1 Viewer)

thongetsu

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or if that damn internet filter legislation is passed!
 

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when theyre stuck in some secluded mountain somewhere... idk
You'll usually find pornography in the huts (at the top of t-bars etc) at the snow. There isn't much else to do when your work as a liftie means you can't read a book or divert your attention too much when you've got kids falling over, being hooked by a t-bar and being dragged to their death. Ergo masturbation and perusing pornography is one of the very few things a man can enjoy up there, all alone, in the cold.

I was one of these lifties.
 

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If it's cold even though your masturbating you're not doing it right.
 

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don't worry about frostbite just rub the area, create some friction, and it'll be warm like woolworth's apple pie.
 

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im too lazy just google some demonstrations.... xD
 

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Download porn; you can dude.
 

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oh never mind, i realised you were trying to sound like yoda or at least i think you were.
 

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Shut up already. You're annoying everyone here. Just go fiddle yourself in the corner Jimmy.
 

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