Call to ban porn from newsagents' shelves (2 Viewers)

[SeCKSiiMiNh]

to SeCKSiiMiNh that is.

oh i knew babe

 

[katietheskatie]

you mean people actually pay for porn when they have the interthreads

 

[thongetsu]

lol

 

[SeCKSiiMiNh]

you mean people actually pay for porn when they have the interthreads

maybe some people want 24/7 access to porn.

like when theyre sitting in the loo at work, or.... when theyre stuck in some secluded mountain somewhere... idk

 

[thongetsu]

or if that damn internet filter legislation is passed!

 

[SeCKSiiMiNh]

or if that damn internet filter legislation is passed!

+1111111

 

[Absolutezero]

or if that damn internet filter legislation is passed!

Don't worry. It won't block all your porn.

 

[funkshen]

when theyre stuck in some secluded mountain somewhere... idk

You'll usually find pornography in the huts (at the top of t-bars etc) at the snow. There isn't much else to do when your work as a liftie means you can't read a book or divert your attention too much when you've got kids falling over, being hooked by a t-bar and being dragged to their death. Ergo masturbation and perusing pornography is one of the very few things a man can enjoy up there, all alone, in the cold.

I was one of these lifties.

 

[thongetsu]

If it's cold even though your masturbating you're not doing it right.

 

[SeCKSiiMiNh]

If it's cold even though your masturbating you're not doing it right.

lol frostbites on your things

 

[thongetsu]

don't worry about frostbite just rub the area, create some friction, and it'll be warm like woolworth's apple pie.

 

[funkshen]

If it's cold even though your masturbating you're not doing it right.

can u plz teach me how

 

[thongetsu]

im too lazy just google some demonstrations.... xD

 

[moll.]

Download porn; you can dude.

 

[thongetsu]

you can dude? are you using dude as a verb?

 

[thongetsu]

oh never mind, i realised you were trying to sound like yoda or at least i think you were.

 

[moll.]

Shut up already. You're annoying everyone here. Just go fiddle yourself in the corner Jimmy.

 

[thongetsu]

lol who is this jimmy character?

 

[scaredytiger]

...

I need to mingle with older people.

 

[thongetsu]

why would you expect people your age on BoS?